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kamikaze kid

I am here for Friends

About Me

i myself am made entirely of flaws,
stitched together with good intentions.
my name is meghan, but you might also know me by boomer. i'm 22 and unfortunately, i live in a town where girls have no respect for themselves and leave their legs open like a 24 hour liquor store. i'm a nice girl with a big heart, but that doesn't mean i'll let people walk all over me. i have a best friend that i'd kill for, and when we get old were moving to alaska to watch the aurora borealis with our hairless cats. oh, and speaking of cats! my cat molly is the loooove of my life. i love the rain, it's fun to jump in puddles. i'd rather have drinks with my friends instead of going to a party any day. i have a temper that gets me into all sorts of trouble, but i'm working on it. things that stimulate my imagination and creativity are totally my weakness. i have a bad habit of not finishing things that i start(thanks A.D.D.)and it's super annoying. take this 'about me' for example, i'm bored now so i'll get back to this later.


alright so, if you happen to come across my profile and feel that you want to add me, PLEASE READ THIS FIRST.
DO NOT add me if..
you're one of those idiots who is obsessed about myspace friends. seriously? the number of myspace friends you have isn't going to get you laid. get some real friends.
you just want to advertise on bulletins or comments..that shit is annoying as fuck.
you're easily offended. i'm not kidding, exit out of my page right now if you are. i find humor in demented, odd, random, wierd, messed up shit. such as old people falling. get my point?
you intend to push your religion on me. if i get a message from you talking to me about how i need to join your religion, sorry buddy but, you just earned yourself a ticket to be cussed out.
you don't like animals. i prefer animals over human beings any day, and that will NEVER change.
Y0U K@nT SpeLL c0rr3ctLy. did you not learn anything in school? i think you look like a moron, so just click away from my page. click away.
you get mad when i don't respond after reading your message. i have A.D.D. and the 99.9 percent of the time i don't respond, is because i get entertained by something else. unless you feel the need to send dirty messages(yeah, you know who you are), then no, it's not my A.D.D. its my lazy way of telling you to go fuck yourself.
Now..if you intend to stay in contact(just a friendly 'hi' comment is good enough, man), and you would like to get to know me, feel free to add me. i really do love talking to new people! i enjoy having actual conversations with my friends on here :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


good people, with good hearts. people who love animals like i do. anyone who appreciates random road trips at 4 in the morning like i do. someone just as crazy and spontaneous as my goofy ass is. someone who enjoys making people happy like i do. someone that can play some drunk texas hold em with me!!
gina carano!

chuck liddell!

forrest griffin!

ben mckenzie!

steve-o, tori spelling, rob dyrdek, jonah hill, and dane cook(yeah, i do want to meet him you fuck..honestly, if you don't like dane cooks humor, you might not want to add me, because i'm one sarcastic person)

My Blog

all you animal lovers read this!!

i came across Precious Paws, a new dog and cat rescue organization that was just started by Adrianne Curry's friend, Georgyne.  click on the picture above, to visit the Precious Paws website.  I had a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:49:00 GMT

help

Dogs Slated for Death Get Final ChancesBy VERENA DOBNIK,APPosted: 2007-10-15 14:33:06Filed Under: Nation NewsNEW YORK (Oct. 15) - Sweet William, a young black Labrador retriever in Illinois, has two d...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:50:00 GMT

i wrote this one is especially for you baby ;-)

"karma" how many times do i have to tell youyou don't mean shit to me anymoreso pack up your stuffsay your goodbyesand keep walking out that doordon't for one second look back my way as you'...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:05:00 GMT

walking away is always the hardest part

I tell you how I feel, but you dont care.I say tell me the truth, but you dont dare.You say love is a hell you cannot bare.And I say gimme mine back and then go there for all I care.I got my feet on t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:56:00 GMT

20?

here's a little math problem for you.. santa cruz+alcohol+surfing+camping =meghans 20th birthday yee!
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 14:18:00 GMT

omg thank you

i'd like to personally thank the maker of fuckin cold medicine.  i have not been in so much pain, or felt like such shit, in a loooooooong time. oh and also the creator of "the bad girls club" be...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:14:00 GMT

jordan is way cooler than you

DumB 7o7 BloNde [2:58 P.M.]:  lucky DumB 7o7 BloNde [2:58 P.M.]:  i just thought id tell you that there is cheese on my computer screen sporkler22 [2:59 P.M.]:  hahasporkler22 [2:59 P.M...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 15:03:00 GMT