Hellevator |
1) Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body. 2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:58:00 GMT |
101 Ways to Express Stupidity |
Do it, Do it1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and ha...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:35:00 GMT |
A Day In The Life Of Miles Long... I mean Cody Epic |
So I was in one of the millions of forums on myspace, specifically my school's forum.This guy posted an interesting thread, almost as interesting as what was to come.His thread said:"did anybody see t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
ZING! Of the Day |
un.The day Microsoft makes a product that does not suck will be the day they start making vacuum cleaners... ZING!deux.If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm until it burns out, but if you set a man...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:23:00 GMT |
16 Ways To Make Wal-Mart Tolerable |
1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and randomly put them in guy's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
AIM with Strangers |
I have no idea who this tool is. Probably 'cause I was not on my profile.AIM IM with PhatJherk.6:36 PMhow was your day?You left the chat by logging out or being disconnected.7:55 PMReconnecting to Pha...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
ABORT BU$H! |
For all of you out there enlightened enough to dislike George W. Dush's "leadership" style.When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a y...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:43:00 GMT |
I took a survey and failed. |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Cody
Birthday:
74 years young
Birthplace:
Let's just say it wasn't a caesarean
Current Location:
100 feet away from my restrainee.
Eye Color:
I dunn...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:37:00 GMT |
76 things you didn't know about me, nor want to. |
76 questions I answered truthfully when asked by Larry King on a lost episode of Larry King LiveLarry: What have YOU done... BE TRUTHFUL!!! Cody: Okay 0.favorite color: gangrene1.smoked a cigarette: 2...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:20:00 GMT |
