In honor of Valentines Day - an old love letter. |
Feel free to plagarize, but I gotta warn ya - it never got me laid.
_______________________________LA REINA DE CIELO"Don't go!" He screamed. "I'm suprised that you think I would be able" She replie...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
flowers |
Its been a really log time since I've gotten flowers. Or a card. And I've never goten good jewelry. Crapy nasty jewelry I didn't like from creepy uys I didn't want gifts form but nothing good. Is it...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
The Highpoint |
I slice the bread real thin, because I believe that maybe the size of my ass does have somethng to do with a huge carbohydrate conspiracy. Or maybe I just eat too much bread. - And I get the pepper ja...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
The Perfect Shark Skin Suit |
Welllllllllll..... It may not be THE perfect sit because it turns out I have 2 of 'em - bought em from a dead guy - I'm about to sell 'em so I can gamble in Vegas - Anybody wanta suit?
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Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
My Mother Warned Me. |
Morris was his name, or maybe it was Maris with an "A". The way he pronounced it with that Bronx accent it was hard to tell. A nice Jewish accountant with parents who had been married for 45 years and...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
