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About Me

Hi. MATT here. Will also answer to MATTHEW, MATTY, MATTY B., MATTYBRAND, SUPERMAN, GRUMPY, and HON (But the last one is for only the chosen few).
Been a theatre professional for close to 10 years, currently smoke-free, still possessing a strong set of pipes especially after surgery, and also a strong critic of stupidity in politics and pop culture. Also pretty good with bowling balls, knitting needles and hand-to-hand weaponry.
Just your average stupidity-hating, slightly opinionated, fiercely passionate, brashing overbearing yet genuine smartass with a big heart, a love of manners and a acidic wit. Whatever it is, I'm really into it, but I'm also very over it. And if you think what I say is sarcastic, then chances are I just insulted you. But don't worry, everyone around you got a kick out of it.
READ MY BLOG ..... and you'll get my point.
Your results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 75% The Flash 65% Robin 57% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Catwoman 45% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
My score on The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test :
Faith
(72% amorality, 72% passion, 45% spirituality, 45% selflessness)
Faith is a powerhouse, and you might be, too. Passion-driven, down-to-earth, and willing to do what it takes to get things done and have a good time doing them, she is tough and sexy. Now, this test didn't rate your sexiness, but with these kinds of traits, that's probably true as well.You rate as one of the most dynamic characters of the Buffy universe.Congratulations!If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:Nerds, Geeks & DorksProfessional WrestlingLove & SexualityAmerica/PoliticsThanks Again! -- THE 4-VARIABLE BUFFY PERSONALITY TEST
Link: The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

My Interests

Theatre
Singing
Music
Going to the gym
Bowling
Knitting
Bicycling
Making fun of stupid people

I'd like to meet:

Old friends.
People I haven't seen in a while.
People who hate me .... Best revenge is living well. So bask in it, baby.
And maybe you.
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VIDEO : "Theatre life is not that glamorous. Here's proof!"

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VIDEO : "Here's me, singing at the Scene Shop Party!"

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VIDEO : "THE BOOZE CRUISE - Part Seven - Nate interviews me ...."

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Music:

My 3 favorites remain SARAH BRIGHTMAN, BLONDIE, and KATE BUSH .... but I also still love 80's big hair heavy metal (DORO, LILLIAN AXE, TIGERTAILZ, QUEENSRYCHE, RATT, WINGER, BLACK 'N BLUE, SHOW-YA, DREAM THEATER and DOKKEN still rock my world) .... also diggin' the symphonic metal stuff (NIGHTWISH, WITHIN TEMPTATION, KAMELOT) .... plus I love BIF NAKED, THE SCISSOR SISTERS, SHONEN KNIFE, CONCRETE BLONDE, PAT PENATAR, EDDI READER, AMY WINEHOUSE, THE PIPETTES, MISSY ELLIOTT, HEART, ROBBIE WILLIAMS .... Currently 12,000 songs in my iPod and I still don't know what to listen to ....

Movies:

In no particular order .... SUPERMAN, HENRY V, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, SHORTBUS, REEFER MADNESS THE MUSICAL, XANADU, THE TRIP, URBANIA, DANGEROUS LIAISONS, SAW, SEVERANCE, THE MIST, 9 DEAD GAY GUYS, BIG EDEN, CLUE, DOGMA, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN, THE LOST BOYS, MOULIN ROUGE, and a bunch of others ...

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Justice League & Justice Leaque Unlimited, Oz, Dexter, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Project Runway

Books:

Anything by Poppy Z. Brite, David Sedaris, or Christopher Moore

My Blog

Topless & Clueless in the Mouse House

The Miley Cyrus/Vanity Fair photo debacle raises the issue of blame and responsibility. Specifically, how quick they blamed each other, and their inability to be responsible for their actions.Bo...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:28:00 PST

And I know youll be two times blue if I go ....

I've been a big Blondie fan since I was 11. One of the first cassette tapes I ever got was The Best of Blondie and I was hooked. I'm not afraid to say I've had a crush on Deborah Harr...
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:50:00 PST

How I learned to stop worrying and hate the mofo who dropped the bomb ....

There is an evil toy on the market. No, I'm not talking about the toys China is making that laced with lead or GHB. And this isn't a toy recall, but it is more dangerous than anything I've seen ...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:49:00 PST

The House Band At My Barbie Dream Disco

Nostalgia is a tricky thing. As much as we don't like to dwell on the past, there is a familiarity to it that touches us in a sentimental way. To know where we're going, we have to know wh...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST

Film the fire or feed the flame

So the California fires are raging on the other side of the country, and the media overanalysis is in full swing. I just can't watch anymore. The constant state of panic and driven sympathy cau...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

Priapism? Oh, we should all have that problem .....

Sometimes I see that the world is moving forward with the realization that human nature is a healthy thing. We as a society are slowly coming to grips with the fact that we are, well, human.&nbs...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:52:00 PST

Pride and Prophylactics

It's Gay Pride month. Time for all the happy people to break out their gay geiger counters and find their people at the latest homo happening. And June seems to be busting out all over wit...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

I'm just gonna call it a tummy tuck ....

Here I go again. Well, the prognosis is in. I have an umbilical hernia. And I'm going for surgery. Again. Here's the basics: I noticed that the spot above my belly button...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

The Fine Art of Adolescent Bomb Dropping

My 8 year-old nephew dropped the "S" bomb. Just like that. We're swinging on the swing set last Thursday, he spots a bee buzzing over our heads, and says "ohhhhhhh shit." Just like that. ...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

My clone sleeps alone .....

There are days I wish I was someone else. Or someone else can take over for me. I'm grappling with a specific problem that, for obvious reasons, I'm going to explain vaguely. On two separ...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:39:00 PST