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i'm a ninja.

that's what she said!

About Me


hi i'm kim. i'm awesome.

i'm kind of a big deal.

people know me.

i have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

art = my life.

i'm pretty weird. get over it.

eric brandon lynch is my favorite boy in the world.

i like dinosaurs and ninjas and robots and pirates

i love hugs and naps and gummy bears

i enjoy a plethora of music

i'm the biggest weenie alive and don't like anything scary

i like coloring books

i'm pretty much the coolest person out there.

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My Interests

art, eric, your mom, being immature, music, chillin with my homies, aaaand dinosaurs, ninjas, and pirates.

I'd like to meet:

your mom.

Music:

the misfits, avenged sevenfold, rage against the machine, the red hot chili peppers, david bowie, korn, the faint, t.a.t.u., led zeppelin, weezer, alkaline trio, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, queen, AC/DC, eric clapton, metallica, nirvana, jimi hendrix, my chemical romance, the sex pistols,TENACIOUS D, a whole mess of other stuff aaaand lil jon and the east side boyz. buhaha. and disney. OMG DISNEY. and christmas music. i ADORE christmas music. so pretty much anything but country. country is just not acceptable. techno is fun and a little rap is good now and then, but country is just....no. i can't do it.

Movies:

the rocky horror picture show, monty python and the holy grail, the nightmare before christmas, anchorman, edward scissorhands, phantom of the opera, pirates of the caribbean, death to smoochy, baseketball, kung fu hustle, harry potter 1,2,3 and 4, finding nemo, x-men, history of the world, robin hood men in tights, blazing saddles, high anxiety, mallrats, monty python's and now for something completely different, ice age, beavis and butthead do america, silence of the lambs, animal house, monty python and the meaning of life, the princess bride, space balls, the labrynth (mainly because its got david bowie in it...DAVID FUCKIN BOWIE. haaa), the usual suspects, rent, elf, tenacious d in the pick of destiny, and just about every disney movie you can imagine. and the list goes on.

Television:

grey's anatomy, the office, family guy, house, law and order, VH1 (i love the 70s,80s,90s, blah blah), mind of mencia, aaand umm america's next top model. LOLZ. but SHARK WEEK on discovery channel is definitely where it's at. and all those old nickelodeon shows, those were awesome. but overall i don't really watch tv too much.

Books:

harry potter, the crucible, jade green, to kill a mockingbird, the perks of being a wallflower, choke...i dont read a lot of books...

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET. and Dwight K. Schrute.

My Blog

blaaagh..

i'm sick. again. how fun. my immune system is shit. seriously. i've missed 3 and a half days of school. 2 days of work. somebody please remove my stomach.
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ahhhhhhhhfuck.

stupid stupid stupid fucking fuckheads made us go to school yesterday when it was fucking 7 degrees out and no heat inside...if it was 7 degrees outside it must have been like 8 inside...but now becau...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

werk.

i went to work on friday and they told me i was going to be in shop rite  from home permanently which is very bad mind you and i was like AGGGGGH!  but then yesterday i talked to my manager and he was...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oooooooh man.good stuff.

dude i dyed my hair on monday and it is the SHIZZZZZZZZZLE!! its reddish now (if you want to be technical, its "bright auburn brown"). its still black in the front though cuz the red dye wouldnt go ov...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmm.

i had intended to go to sleep after i came home from school, so why am i on the computer? i wonder. hmm. one thing i have been wondering about is why fig newtons are called fig newtons. obviously the ...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bad bad bad news.

i just found out that my italian teacher from 8th and 9th grade died like half an hour ago from cancer. he was like the coolest person ever and i miss him. he would call me keem and my friend laura he...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ahhhhhh.

someone please kill me now.
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

would you?

would you... () give me your number? () shag me? () makeout with me? () have a movie night with me?() let me take you out to dinner? () cuddle naked?() be my bf/gf? () have a fling with me? () introdu...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

help me

I AM BORED OUT OF MY EFFING MIND SOMEBODY HELP ME BEFORE THE BOREDOM KILLS ME WHY AM I STUCK IN EFFING CAPS LOCK GOD DAMMIT         ...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BEWARE!!

If somebody named ~**~*ShAnDrA*~**~adds u dont accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on ur bulletin because if somebody on ur list adds them, u get the virus too.please repost..just keepin a heads up ...
Posted by i'm a ninja. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST