Rusty

MyGen Profile Generator I was born in a little village in South Malaysia to a trans-gendered Vietnamese hooker named Dianne. (yea I know weird name for a Vietnamese women) I'm not sure what a Vietnamese hooker was doing in South Malaysia, but this is my story, not yours. "Diane" my mother, soon abandon me after her clientele went down because she carrying around a white baby with an abnormally sized head (my head was the size of my whole body, I eventually grew into it though). I'm not sure who my father is because of the obvious reason of Dianne's choice of profession, but by the looks of me I can only assume he was Iranian midget of some sort. At the age of six I was put to work by my adoptive Lebanese family at a sweat shop sewing Nike shoes. I was often beaten and called big head by my boss (xcgn lee) for sewing converse logos on the shoes instead of Nike. At the age of 9 a traveling circus came through town and I decided to leave my luxurious career as a shoe sewer and become a Carney sideshow act "the boy with the big head". I met my first true love traveling around the world with the circus. She was a sideshow act, and her "act" or "show" was rolling around the floor like a ball. You see, she had no extremities (no legs or arms) and a very small head so she was very easy to roll her around. Yea, This wasn't a very good circus. She also smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day but without any arms it was hard for her. So, I spent the majority of my days holding cigarettes in her mouth. At the age of 11 the circus ended up in Los Angeles and the head circus master didn't want me anymore cuz my body finally grew into my head. This is when I met Michel Jackson and spent 3 years living with him on the Never Land Ranch. I really don't WE had tons of fun playin with "Bubbles" his monkey and drinking Jesus Juice (which was basically wine in a Coke can. Anyways, at 13 he kicked me out of his home for being too old and once again I am on my own. So, I decided to search the United States for my midget Iranian father. In hind-sight I probably should have looked in Iran, but it is what it is..... I hitchhiked across the United states trading rides for various sexual favors to truckers. Big burly truckers. (I'm afraid of trucker hats now) I did this for about 4 years until I was 17. Obviously never finding my midget Iranian father. One day, one of the truckers was heading to Mexico. I decided to go with him. I lived in Mexico and did the occasional donkey shows for a few peso's here and there. I am now in the Detroit area living the life of a playa/balla and any other cool word that ends with the letter "A" I am an outgoing person and tend to fabricate stories about myself....... I Love ya mom.======================================================== == Currently, I am playing hard to get with that girl "FORBIDDEN" (the girl who is now famous cuz of myspace). I know she wants to add me and Im just holdin out till she does. Little games I like to play. lol ==========================================================To m is my only friend. The rest of my top 8 is a collection of alcoholics and internet porn sites. ==========================================================Th ings that Scare Me: Chicks with only one pic. on their profile. and clowns =========================================================== If you want to add me as a friend that is fine, but please msg me with something!!!!! anything, just something. It could be about your pet monkey or your bad uncle..... Just tell me about yourself. ===========================================================A little known fact about me.... I cry everytime I watch Armageddon. Fuck you that movie is moving. lol ===========================================================I n my spare time: I like to read to deaf children. I'm now campaigning to stop midget on midget crime. I like to do charity work as you can see, Just doing my part I guess.====================================================== =====My best feature is: My ugly friends. It's so easy to pick-up chicks when all your friends are ugly. ===========================================================H it me up some time.