KG [UBC] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hey i'm matt. i'm 16 and live in Burnham (yay). I'm 5 11 and have awful hair. i'm far to into music but its my live. i play guitar and bass but mainly bass (even though i dont currently own one) i also play bass in a band
i go to Reading College and take psychology, philosophy and environmental science A levels. also i attend the pub (kings tavern) alot. eldon is a great place for a jay
i smoke far too much but im happy with it
i also drink far too much but im happy with it
getting wasted is the easiest option out of most things so you may as well
i don't like labels but understand its alot easier.
Gigs are the best thing in the world. the pub is a close second.
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My Interests

anything except for burnham grammar and weird foot sex

I'd like to meet:

DimeBag (R.I.P.) David Gilmour, Roger Walters, Angus Young, Phil Rudd, Bon Scot(R.I.P.) Jimi Hendrix(R.I.P.) Robb Flynn, 50 Cent(so i can actually kill the cunt properly) by the way my top friends is reserved for good cleaners:)

Music:

Bands Iâ€™ve Seen Live
- Tool!!!
- Metallica!!
- Mastodon x2
- Motorhead
- Inflames x2
- Children Of Bodom x2
- Lamb Of God x2
- Slayer!!! x2
- Less Than Jake
- Drowning the World in Requiem
- Machine Head!!!!!!
- God Forbid
- Pirates of Metal
- First Signs Of Frost
- The Agony Scene
- Cargo Cult
- All that Remains
- One Man Army And The Undead Quartet
- Trivium
- Pearl Jam
- Black Label Society
- Turisias
- Breed 77
- Zico Chain
- Deathstars
- The Dillinger Escape Plan
- Necrophagist
- Behemoth
- Napalm Death
- Dry Kill Logic
- Taking Back Sunday
- Placebo
- Lady Sovereign
- Killswitch Engage
- Martyr AD

Movies:

Van wilder: party liason (funny as fuck:D) Team america (haha stupid americans) first blood, rocky III (yay Mr T)

Television:

i love scrubs, is the funniest thing ever oh god and family guy, have to love it: "is this scoth tape?" *crash* "stupid drunk"

Books:

i like reading bands auto biographies i guess, Dan Browns immense and sos Dan Silva, im also into Michael Moore and Steven King

Heroes:

Dr. Mario, Bowser, Captain Falcon, Donkey Kong, Falco, Fox, Gannondorf, Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Kirby, Link, Luigi, Mario, Marth, Mewtwo, Mr. Game and Watch, Ness, Peach, Pichu, Young Link, Pikachu, Roy, Samus, Sheik, Zelda and Yoshi.

My Blog

Matt and Dans adventure: featuring Lydia and Bry and friends

basically this is a story. its about alot of amazing people and is actually well interesting.it all started on thursday. i had to go to reading college to enroll. it worked out fine and i met up with ...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:55:00 PST

Episode 9: The Lizard Isle's

This is the episode i tell you that steve is infact not a fictional character but a real person who has really been through all these event (just to clear it up for a couple of people). also i know i'...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 04:18:00 PST

issue 8: the king emo

"oh yes your gonna die you stupid cunt" "no i was reffering to your pink drain pipes" "shut up and die" "no i mean it, they are actually gay" "yeah well maybe im bi" "haha your bi, that means you moun...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:18:00 PST

Issue 7: what was wrong

yes i've started giving them proper titles as theyre are gettign to be quite a few of these arent there, its been a while but last time steve was blind drunk and didnt know what was wrong with the roo...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:39:00 PST

issue 6: the afghanistan mission

last time we left steve just woken up after a 4 issue long dream. he managed to go around afghanistan impregnating wenches and ended up against the queen afghanni guarded by Osama Bin Laden (yeah the ...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 07:39:00 PST

sex drugs and violence issue 5...i think

and after a long bare ghetto milage break we return to the sex drugs and violence series, i really can't be arsed and am doing this outa boredom, well aint that a great start. i can't actually remembe...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:12:00 PST

sex, violence and drugs book .4

sorry about the delay here but things have been out of my control recently, or if you like i couldn't be arsed, then i had things to do, "what?" you gasp "could be more important then satisfying your ...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sex, violence and drugs, issues 1-3

this is a thing i started on msn space, i'vce combined issues 1-3 so yeh, enjoy hello, this is the first book of a really long and random series. you see alot of people don't think books have enough s...
Posted by KG [UBC] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST