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Mortisha Your Friendly Undertaker

5 foot, 4 inches of mischief

About Me

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I live in a doll factory. There are doll parts everywhere! Sometimes it is comforting, other times, it is down right spooky - but I wouldn't trade it in for anything (actually, yes I would...someone get me outta here). I am the co-owner of Hellbilly Deluxe, an up and coming psychobilly/hotrod/rockabilly/kustom culture shop along with my partner,(and love of my life) Cardinal Sin. I love horror, gore, kustom kulture, trash culture and psychobilly.

My Interests

Blythe dolls, Anything Vintage, Music, Art, Photography, Puppets, Hotrods, Anything Gothic or Middle Eastern, Pin Up's from the 50's, Betty Page, Music, Magic, Circus performers, My Bass, Yoga, Candles, Fetish, Literature, Psychobilly, Films - particularly old 1950's Film Noir, Counter Culture, Horror, and French and German Expressionism. Animals, Music, Seeing Live Bands, Girls, Boys who aren't afraid to wear a little black nailpolish, My Niece's, My Nephew, My sis, My Friends, intelligent people, Tattoos, BDSM, Death, Cults, Mortuary Science, stencil art,PVC, Dita Von Teese, cats. The list goes on, i'll add on it later.


Myspace Layouts

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I'd like to meet:

weirdos. I also like cool people that are interesting and unique & creative like me. MY MSN:[email protected]. I adopted a cute lil' October birthstone fetus from Fetusmart! His Name is Bruno Horatio! Hooray fetus!

Music:

The Bone Daddies ,NIN, TOOL, QOTSA, Depeche Mode, Jack Off Jill, Social Distortion, Misfits, The Cramps, The Creepshow, Koffin Kats, The meteors, The phenomenauts, hoodoo voodoo dolls, Zombie Ghost Train, Katastrophy wife, Refused, The Tea Party, White Zombie, Necromantix, Dresden Dolls, Rob Zombie, Tiger Army, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Brian Jonestown massacre, Apex Twin, Danzig, Sigor Ros, The Cramps, Rage Against The Machine, The Smiths, Interpol, Mr Cash-the original man in black, Joy Division, The Cure, Kyuss, Inga Liljestrom, FAith No More, The Clash, Placebo, Depeche Mode, THe Butterfly Effect, Muse, Rammstein, Rancid, The Doors, VAST, The Distillers,- That's all I can think of for the moment.....

Movies:

Bleargh!!! Being a film student whose had to study these at gunpoint scrupuously for the past four years....I'm going to leave this for a while... Well, I love Horror films, Vampire films, Animation, particulary Anime, Arthouse cinema, Film Noir, documentaries, ect

Television:

I don't watch much television but when I do, it's usually Six Feet Under, Family Guy, The Simpson's, Crank Yankers, The Crime & Investigation Channel, Scrubs, The Office, House....mmmm....Viva La Bam, Jackass & Steve O


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Books:

Diary of a Drug Fiend - Aleister Crowley, Necronomicon, The Master & Margerita - Mikhail Bulgakov, The Satanic Witch - Anton Le Vey, Stiff - Mary Roach. Edgar Allen Poe, Chuck Palahniuk, Henry Miller, J. O'Barr,

Heroes:

Heros are those whom you've put on a pedistal and I've learnt to try to not do thtat but I do admire a few select people --Gunter Von Hagen, www.rotten.com, Dita Von Teese & Betty Page, Brody Dalle, Rob & Sheri Zombie, Floria Sigismondi, Mark Ryden & Dr Kloss- who taught me everything I need to know about being a successful funeral director and Mortuary assistant.

My Blog

Tag...your it!

**Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themself. People who get tagged need to write their own blog about their seven things as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Geisha Night and Hellfire with Satomi and Lukas

Well, The Dark Events Crew hosted yet another fantastic night of Geisha Delights! We had the pleasure of watching the very amazing Satomi perform a stunning burlesque show for us. I would have to say ...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

If you are partial to enjoying the sport of horse racing....

You disgust me. Take a small portion of your empty lives and watch this, then see just how much of a sport it really is. ignorant fucks. Before you spend you money on next years frock for oaks day, wh...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:50:00 PST

Andy goes to Med school!

Look who arrived in my life today!! Everyone, please make Andy welcome! She is named after Amanda (Amanda- Mandy- Andy) from the Dresden Dolls. Here is my lovely's very first photos..... Andy was...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

My Plastic Prozac

This is my new baby! Bday pressie from sis. She is being shipped over from Japan as we speak! Ahh bless her wee lil nose! I can't wait till she arrives! love, love, love,love!...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

BLYTHE IS LIFE!

I have fallen in love with a 12" pixie by the name of Blythe. This tiny wide eyed beauty has captured my heart.  Let me show you how; This sweet little doll was first manufactured and put on the...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST

the little boy that was in my head

so you dont want to hear about my good song?and you dont want to hear about how i am getting onwith all the things that i can get donethe sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesomeso you don't want t...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

For Jack

half underwateri'm half my mother's daughtera fraction's left up to disputethe whole collectionhalf off the price they're askingin the halfway house of ill repute half accidentalhalf pain full instrum...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

Gigs coming up ya'll

Next gig is Placebo, Will I'm going to get plastered for this one, I hope you will get plastered too and we can dance like Ian Curtis having an epileptic fit!! Whooo hooo! And after that!!! holy muthe...
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

DAnZiG

Oh my god what a fucking fantastic show, I got wasted even before they fucking came out!! I want to sleep with Doyle, he is my dream man!  
Posted by Mortisha-necromancin' psychobillybitch on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST