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About Me

babygoAt likes to eat rubbish.babygoAt likes listening to metal. He likes to eat it too.babygoAt REALLY likes to eat rubbish.babygoAt REALLY likes to listen to metal.babygoAt REALLY liked PBR...until he got fuckin' fat and ladygoAt refused to fuck him...so now he drinks Miller Lite by the fucking case...and wine...and whatever happens to have spilled on the table with alcohol in it.babygoAt realizes he sounds like a fratboy asshole...but such is the shameful spiral of this tasty disease.babygoAt REALLY likes to touch himself.babygoAt LOVES to drink while touching himself.babygoAt LOVES to headbang to the riff while drinking and touching himself.babygoAt hates himself just thismuch less than he hates you...no, really.Gee-taaah!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

babygoAt does not meet people, for he sits in the barn all day, shrouded in riffs which shield him from reality...but what the fuck, let's just say James Hetfield...but he's really not that fun anymore,is he? John Frusciante? Nah, he's a total wackjob (seeing as he IS a musical genius). Zappa? But he's dead, not to mention babygoAt has too much respect for HIS genius-in the time it would take babygoAt to say-"you rule", he could have already written another 3 albums...good ones. Fuck it, Chris Isaak...that way babygoAt could sing "Beautiful Houses" with him. babygoAt is not made of stone...but Lemmy is!!! Tony Iommi? That would truly be fucked...to shake the hand of metals' creator? Whoa... 666

My Blog

babygoAt blasts by his exit, puts it in reverse

Never the Horse      "Danny decided to take a walk around the lovely neighborhood. Drinkin' beers in the nude while listenin' to country legends was all well and good, but he felt it was important to ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:33:00 GMT

babygoAt bathes in stock, doesn't wanna shave

"The wife has been gone for about four days...I think. Haven't heard her voice in as many. I suppose if I didn't drink so much, this would affect me in a negative manner. Seeing as things are the way ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:21:00 GMT

babygoAt knows you are an asshole because...

-You are a boss.-You don't like David Lee Roth.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2CyQ7Eslg4-You download.-You don't admit to the fact that you masturbate...a lot.-You pray.-You care about other countrie...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:46:00 GMT

babygoAt finds it easier to reflect than to project

CoolDude86 on June 30, 2009      Somebody explain how Pixar coaxed tears from me, yet watching my Dad weep as his fathers casket was lowered into the ground brought nothing. Greetings all!!!Whispering...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:33:00 GMT

babygoAt is a NaziJew-he loves beer, wishes to destroy things, has curly hair and is sarcastic

"It is important to reflect on one's surroundings. Perspective is objective. What we see isn't really there. I'm hungry.   I am enjoying today. You gotta have your own time. Time to waste, time to abs...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:32:00 GMT

babygoAt drinks himself dumb to be smarter

"The curtains were drawn. It was a shit day out there anyway. It seemed funny to Danny how obsessed everyone was with the weather. Nobody ever forgets those sunny days full of smiles on the beach with...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:33:00 GMT

babygoAt and the Bill and the Jeff

"Life was easy once. It consisted of pick-up trucks and hammers and bags of shit and breath seen in the night as police cars cruised by, smiles hidden by bushes. Tonight it is just a guy looking back,...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:32:00 GMT

babygoAt is evil and he knows it...but he tries, he tries

"Jesus fucking CHRIST and the magnets. You know how magnets feel when you rub opposite sides together? That REPULSION, that FORCE, that which prevents the two from connecting? Welcome to how I feel ar...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:34:00 GMT

babygoAt has a fuckload of hate, a fuckload of booze, and 666 "friends"

"So...the day has finally arrived. After years of booze-soaked keyboard pecking combined with the pernicious use of the interweb (from the Latin perniciosus), "friend" #666 hath plopped his frog ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:44:00 GMT

babygoAt and the specialness of the Sabbath

-Managed to get out of bed-Didn't get in fight with wife right off the fuckin' bat-Ginger and Jameson-Read the paper-Actually conversed with others-Had a few beers-Had sex-Ate meat-Went for a walk wit...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 21:08:00 GMT