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---80's movies---RAD, Gleaming the Cube, The Game, The NorthShore, Ferris Bueler's, Hear No Evil Speak No Evil, Can't Buy Me Love, Bad News Bears, Trading Spaces, the Jerk, Brewster's Millions, Slap Shot, The Game (micheal douglas), Arthur, Goodfellas, Scarface, Color of Money, Top Gun. Goonies and BIG.----90's and up movies----Dazed and Confused, Two for the Money, Boiler Room, Bagger Vance, Training Day, Bad Boys, Bruce Almighty, Boondock Saints, Hostage, Hostel, Saw, Fear and Loathing, The Devils Rejects, Slackers, Zoolander, Old School, Gladiator, BIG FISH, catch me if you can, Aviator, Hitch, Blow, Sin City, Robots, Top Gun, Rounders, Willy Wonka 1+2, Kill Bill, John Q, The Rock, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Anchorman, Wonderland, Brewster's Millions, Trading Places, Thomas Crown Affair, The Fan, Ocean's 11/12, The Beach, Bad News Bears, Super Troopers, 50 First Dates, Club Dread, Varisty Blues, Radio, Pirates of the Caribean, Malibu's Most Wanted, Edtv, Donnie Brasco, A Bronx Tale, The Heist, The Family Man, Arthur, The Jerk, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Guy Richie anything, 40 yr. old virgin, man f*ck everything...WALK THE LINE--- "nobody follows a killer", johnny cash
Flight of the Concords,Entourage, the sopranos, king of the hill, family guy, any comedies, nip tuck, any sporting event -- go tigers!,
[Kingdom of Fear, Rum Diaries, Fear and Loathing on the (campaign trail), Fear and Loathing (las vegas)] hunter s. thompson. [Breakfast of Champions] kurt vonnegut. [The Sun also Rises] Hemmingway. [Flowers for Algernon] daniel keyes. also, Ralph Steadman's books and drawings...he is without a doubt my favorite artist and i look forward to buying his work in the near future, check out his website www.ralphsteadman.com--- he did the artwork for fear and loathing and many other things.....he's a badass. Letters from a Skeptic, and of course the Bible. more recent books THE CURSE OF LONO ---- hunter s. thompson and ralph steadman. scar tissue-- the bio of anthony kiedis (red hot chili peppers singer), ugly americans and i'm about to start a book called "the jokes over"
how about instead of heroes my ---Favorite Quotes: "old enough to do it, young enough to do it right"scroll bar is the white box to the right -----> OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!! lloyd christmasTime is never wasted when you're wasted all the timeI would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer SimpsonTo be the man, you have to beat the man.. -Will Wilson every porno he watches...Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Richard Hood steals from the rich and keeps it. -My grandpaPlayers only love you when their playing- Fleetwood Maci don't even know what the fuck a quail is -wedding crashers"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail at 4 am. But a true friend would be in the cell beside you saying, Damn we fucked up""Either your sellin her a reason to get down or shes selling you a line of shit " -a very smart manyou shut your mouth when your talking to me -wedding crashers"Are we at Home Depot? because all i see is a bunch of tools."mike---I just got eyed fucked by all those bitches. Dave--- I just had a threesome with em'Messages to all the losers I know. (just kidding this is just me joking and being a prankster...)to chris emery: Let's just save time and start the evening where it'll end- with you passed out in a puddle of vomit and me drawing on your forehead.brian mcCabe Man that bitch couldn't have been less interested in your looksto carlos wallace let's not forget about all the sperm I donated to your homeless sister.to will wilson did you go on Atkins-or have we stopped kneeling at the zipper buffet.hugh porter hugh, that wasn't a girl! and p.s. stop smelling your fingerto doug finnan i heard whitney dumped you, I'll stop fucking her too, then.to david highsmith the sooner we get to the party, you can alienate the girls with your toxic personality, then ooze home and masterbate to QVC.Steve O' Connor (Smo) Smo why don't you go eat another crack sandwich and write some more weak ass rhymes.to sean ireland Pardon me, ma'am. nice clitoris, but i think you'll be wanting the ladies room.to josh hood (brother) you two are a perfect match.. you have no spine and she is banshee on the rag. at least you didn't fall for a transvestite this time.