sex, espionage, pole vaulting, sharpshooting, telepathy, feats of strength, sleeping, binge drinking, lockpicking, emergency medicine, nude hang gliding, bra removal.
An incredibly wealthy, attractive woman insistant on showering me with gifts, cash, and her own urine. Hey, a fella can dream, can't he?
the beatles (including an absurd amount of obscure bootleg shit), pink floyd, TOOL, the doors, john lennon, jimi hendrix, eric clapton, phish, the grateful dead, nirvana, gary numan, super furry animals, a perfect circle, cibo matto, the mars volta, snake river conspiracy, meat beat manifesto, skinny puppy, neil young, the beta band, nine inch nails, prick, david bowie, paul mccartney, matthew sweet, roger waters, wilco, rollins band, soundgarden, spiritualized, sean lennon, ohGr, radiohead, marilyn manson, stp, tom petty, the flaming lips, grandaddy, electric light orchestra, arctic monkeys, tons more.
bottle rocket, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, goodfellas, napoleon dynamite, clerks, mallrats, dazed and confused, harold and maude, waiting for guffman, best in show, a mighty wind, this is spinal tap, a hard days night, help!, magical mystery tour, meet the parents, zoolander, tons more.
da ali g show, curb your enthusiasm, kids in the hall, mst3k, upright citizens brigade, strangers with candy, daily show, colbert report, the office (uk), reading rainbow
the catcher in the rye (salinger), on the road (keroac), the shining (king - and my copy is autographed, made out to me!), zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance (pirsig), one flew over the cuckoo's nest (kesey), everything that david sedaris writes.
heroes?