The cheesy Club Makeout Guy.

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often, and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want. ............................................................ .............. ..................People say I'm as dumb as a stack of bricks, but I think I'm as smart as stack of bricks, because everybody follows the yellow brick road. Actually, my life is like a brick , because all they do is get laid and then hangout with their buddies.