I play hockey in Detroit for Honeybaked i'm living in detroit with my man Fitz!! I like to hang out with my team and have a good time.----------------Heres to Hockey Players -Ladies love us, guys want to be us, and we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to face-offs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mitts, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", picking up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game - Hockey.-
---------------------------"Is ice hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the stamina of a marathon runner, and the concentraion of a brain surgeon. But we need to put all this together while moving at high speeds on a cold and slippery surface while 5 other guys use clubs to try and kill us, oh yeah did I mention that this whole time we're standing on blades 1/8 of an inch thick. Is ice hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me.
--------------------------- Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Here's to skating so hard our heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, back shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, OHL, US COLLEGE, PRO ... It's never been for the the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame; 'The Boys' play because we f --- ing love it!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: May 12
Birthplace: Kalamazoo
Current Location: kalamazoo soon to be Detroit
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brow
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: I don't know
Your Fears: I don't really fear anything that I know of
Your Perfect Pizza: Any kind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win Nationals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: idk
Thoughts First Waking Up: This is bullshit
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me?
Your Bedtime: Whever i'm tired i guess
Your Most Missed Memory: NARCH
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not a big tea drinker
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't drink coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: ya
Do you Sing: of course
Do you Shower Daily: Defenitly
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't know
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ------
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ya
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been called a Tease: i don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: yah once
Ever Shoplifted: not too seriously
How do you want to Die: horribly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: couldn't tell ya
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brown
Short or Long Hair: either or
Height: whatever
Weight: depends
Best Clothing Style: Cute
Number of Drugs I have taken: i don't know
Number of CDs I own: I don't knoe
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not too many
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The Hockey Player survey
name? Mike Vallier
birthday? May 12
birth place Kalamazoo
height 5'9
what team do you play for? Honeybaked
how long have you played for? 12 years
what kind of skates do you wear? Graf
Do you know what Gongshow is? Who doesn't
Do you chew tabacco? ummm...
have you droped the gloves? umm... yea
how many times? Too many
Have you or do you play juniors( the stepping stone to the Pro's) On my way
Have you ever seen mystery Alaska more then once? yea
Have you ever had relations with a puckslut? No comment
Do you know what a michigan is? How do you not?
can you do the michigan? On a good day maybe.
who is sydney Crosby umm.. a badass
what number do you wear? 9
how many days a week do you play hockey? 4-7
What type of player are you? Peoples champ
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? Fuck yea
whats a lipper? Umm... chew
ever had a broken nose? nope
whats the best thing about being a hockey player? Everything
Are you canadian? Hell no
Skoal or copehagen? skoal
have you ever had a lambroast? no
Most memorable hockey moment? Nationals
Do you like the puck sluts? pshh yea
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