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Tyler

About Me

First grade was a blur. I hate people from New York. I would be nice to Tom Cruise if he was nice to me. I could personally invent something on the order of a hand cranked apple peeling machine, but not much more complex than that. I'll admit this.

My Blog

Dude that spends all day working his obliques at the gym

This may be my new favorite gym guy. He's been in there pretty regularly lately, and basically just does eleventity million side bends at lightning speed while holding a 10lb dumbbell. He occasional...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:37:00 GMT

HIPPOWN3D!1!!:

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Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:02:00 GMT

You want to know what I dream about?

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Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 15:10:00 GMT

Bodybuilding humor

Of the messageboards I frequent, one is the bodybuilding.com board, where I found a guy named John Von Auerbach. Here are a few samples of his brilliance.---Originally Posted by johnvonJohn Von Auerb...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:10:00 GMT

Douchebags on Soulseek

Instance 8,673,095 where I wish I could reach through the internet and smack the shit out of someone.------1. quite simple. i spend plenty of time researching what grooves i dig. i've dug hard, neg...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:17:00 GMT

Fireworks schmireworks

So, like every year, I walked over to the Mass Ave. bridge tonight to watch the fireworks. Let me first thank the general public for wearing deodorant this year. Seriously. The BO last year was tea...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 20:30:00 GMT

Muslim woman at the gym

There's a muslim woman that goes to my gym. How do I know she's Muslim? Well, she wears the whole get-up. The hijab, biljab, all that. Her face isn't covered (no burqa), but she's got a scarf (hij...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 15:35:00 GMT

FOX News: The Movie

Please tell me this is not the most brilliant idea ever.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 23:49:00 GMT

A man with one tooth

So my girlfriend, who works at a dental office, had a guy come into the office today who only had one tooth. Now, I don't know about you, but in my mind I immediately pictured some one-toothed old wi...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 21:43:00 GMT

Sea Captain's Choice!

I'm really amused by the fact that my cat's food is labeled as "Sea Captain's Choice." That's the flavor. It came in a seafood variety pack. Some of the other flavors are "Ocean Whitefish" and "Tun...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:25:00 GMT