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About Me

I'm cool, if you're uncool, I'm short, if you're tall, oh and I'm really pale. I'm just really pale. I'm uncontrolably opinionated, I'm opposite, I have weird tastes, and the first thing I notice in a person is their eyebrows, and next their jawline and nose. I always accuse people of being on crack, in a comedic matter. I get infuriated when I hear Godsmack, like to the point of screaming, and yes, it's funny. I live for funny, and if I ever have anything sad to say, like in a song, I add comedy into it, to the point of completely ruining a song.I don't trust people that much, I'm incredibly awkward, and I twitch sometimes. My fingers, arms, and legs are skinny, borderline anorexia skinny. I like to do John McCain and Sarah Palin impressions, I'm good at it, too. I used to have freckles, and now I don't, so I'm confused.Sully Erna, the singer of Disturbed, and Pete Wentz are the best comedians I've ever seen.GET HIGH IN DA HOUGH HOUSE.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The funniest person in the world. The hottest person in the world. The hairiest person in the world. The skinniest person in the world. The brownest person in the world. The weakest person in the world. The most talented person in the world. The weirdest person in the world. The most feminine man in the world. The most masculine woman in the world. Scratch the "Masculine woman" part, I don't want to meet Courtney Love.

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What hurts the most...
is compacted constipation,
I bounce in the club...
when I fall from the chandelier.
When you look me in the eyes...
I fart.
It's been so long and Im lost without you...
My GPS device.
Don't want to close my eyes...
Because they're infected, and it hurts when I do.
I swear...
I'm not on LSD.
I got you babe...
The movie, it's really good.
Call me so I can get it...
Removed from my butt.
I pray...
On little kids.
I'll give you my...
STDs.
Take a look at my girlfriend...
Destroyer.
I can read your mind baby...
's are cool.
All I do...
is laugh at old people over-dosing on prescription medication.
Too strong for too long...
HOLY CRAP look up Fabio on images.
I'll make love to you...
r mailbox.
She want that...
Tums.
And who can love you like me...
n,
Snap yo fingers...
is what you do when you try to bare-knuckle fight.
Tell me again...
,why did you eat that?
All I wanna do...
is stare at Ronald McDonald's butt, he's so hot.
I can't stop...
my brakes are broken.
You aint nothin but a...
redneck.
One step at a time...
or you'll fall and break your neck.
With you...
standing next to me it always smells like bad cheese.
Take a look at me now...
I'm a big kid now.
Touch me tease me kiss me please me...
give me a prostate exam.

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My Blog

Add my new page, it works.

http://www.myspace.com/thats_totally_mathAdd me, and if you don't I'll add you.I worked really hard on making this new profile, the one I am currently writing in won't even let me check my mail, so do...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:14:00 GMT

Yep, I have to make a new page!

I'm pretty mad, ever since I got hacked my page would go through bouts of, ummm...weirdness, and now it won't even let me check my mail. At all. It used to do that occasionally, but now I'm (Pretty) s...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:55:00 GMT

What do I smell like to Edward Cullen?

That Ad is bugging the crap out of me. I probably smell like crap to mr.sparklyskinvampire. Since when to vampires sparkle? And, lets be honest, vampires wouldn't be like that, whatever that is.All th...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:22:00 GMT

See that cat as my main pic?

That's one of Managers many kittens.She makes cute masterpieces, and I can't wait until the new kittens are born! I'm just bored on the ps3, mmkay?And the best thing about kittens is you never know wh...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:18:00 GMT

Eminem still can't take a joke.

This is quoted from a annoying news website."LOS ANGELES  Eminem apparently has flown the coop from the MTV Movie Awards after a close encounter with Sacha Baron Cohen.In character as flamboyant fash...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 20:11:00 GMT

Does anybody remember Sifl and Olly and Daria?

Back when MTV was awesome...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 18:37:00 GMT

Rock Posers...

GET THE FFFF AWAY FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!God, I was cleaning condos, and my dad had the STUPID radio on and every single song was WHINEY BULL! (all from annoying, white males)Some stupid freaking son...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 16:07:00 GMT

If you are ever awake for days on end...

Electrocute yourself! I was awake for two days, and then for the next five days I could only sleep for 3 hours.But one night I accidentally shocked myself while rebooting the router, and I passed out ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 19:11:00 GMT

My cat has Seizures.

I don't know what to do. The only cat that I SERIOUSLY care about, the only one that I raised from bottle at the age of 10, is the cat of ours to have Seizures.I don't have any money to get him to the...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:53:00 GMT

This past saturday I was watching SNL...

Zac Efron really should stick with annoying Tweeny stuff.SERIOUSLY.He completely ruined Snl, it was so sad.Every skit, it was the stupid Disney dude-I'm just freaking glad that the writers are obvious...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:29:00 GMT