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Elder Shake N' Bake

That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a Whale and a Dolphin gettin' it on.

About Me

Keep in touch with this poor lonely missionary! I will be in the Provo MTC for 3 weeks and then in the Spain MTC for 6 weeks.

Provo MTC address
Elder Spencer Winn Healey
Spain Malaga Mission
Provo Missionary Training Center
2005 N 900 E
Provo UT 84604

and my mission office address in Spain is

Elder Spencer Winn Healey
Spain Malaga Mission
Av. Jesus Santos Rein No 2, 3 D-E
Edif. Ofisol
E-29640 Fuengirola (Malaga)
SPAIN

my email right now is [email protected] if you'd like me to email you when i get an email address in the field just let me know and i'd be more than happy to give it to you.

I love you all,
and see ya in two years!

Elder Spencer Healey

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My Interests



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Cool Stuff at BlingJam.com

This subject is way too broad. So I am going to narrow it down to THINGS THAT I AM INTERESTED IN. i'm interested in making people interested in me,helping people with their problems cause i have none of my own, music, sports, romance, politics, movies, money, sexy cars, sexy anything. Interested in finding out why Oprah is so cool, that just blows my mind. Have dreams of taking a bullet in the chest for the girl of my dreams :). Would really like to help someone change their tire in a freak flash flood.

I'd like to meet:



..I'm actually good at the momento, Don't need to meet anyone.

Aries Spears' rap

Aries Spears Imitates Rappers LL Cool J, Snoop Dogg, DMX and Jay-Z | More Videos

Music:

Appreciate something about every type of music, but I dig Hip-Hop and R&B the most. My favorite artists include.

Hip-Hop and R&B:Kanye West,Common, John Legend, NaS, Jurassic 5, Twista, Jamie Foxx, Consequence, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Ne-Yo, Alicia Keys, Chingy, DMX, Murphy Lee.

Rock: Tenacious D, AC/DC, Scorpions, Van Halen, Hoobastank, System of a Down, Rush, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, RA, Nickelback, Chevelle, Journey, Queen, Shinedown, Rage Against the Machine, Seether, Audioslave, Chris Cornell, Queens of the Stone Age, Daughtery, Foreigner.

Jazz:John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Ray Charles, Freddie Hubbard, Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Michael Buble.

Country: Johnny Cash, John Michael Montgomery, Chris Ledoux, Lonestar, Neil McCoy, George Straight, Trace Atkins, Big & Rich, Rascal Flatts, Tim Mcgraw, Kenny Chesney, Heartland.

Ska: Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Reggae: Bob Marley, UB40, 311 and Matisyahu.

It's important that everyone creates a soundtrack to their own life.

Pop: Gwen Stefani, Adam Levine, Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Fergie, Black Eyed Peas, Michael Jackson, Prince.

Motown: Stevie Wonders, Temptations, The Commodores, Bill Withers, Kool and the Gang, Marvin Gaye, Barry White

Old School: Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Stevie Wonder, Louis 'Satchmo' Armstrong, THE BEATLES

The unaffiliated stuff and Alternative: Dashboard Confessionals, Panic! At the Disco, Muse, The Fray, Sting and the Police, David Bowie, The Beach Boys, Preferra, Snow Patrol, Chicago, Jack Johnson

Musicals: Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Chicago.


Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Sleep Apnea Woman
Super Power Ghetto Booty
Enemy J-Lo
Mode Of Transportation Volkswagen Beetle
Weapon Tampons

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Consilglieri
Birthday: 30, december
Birthplace: Utah, sector 4
Current Location: Changes often
Eye Color: Brown, if it's brown flush it down
Hair Color: Flush it down
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right hand-stickshift Left hand-Glock
Your Heritage: Samoan and cock-asian
The Shoes You Wore Today: are shoes of justice
Your Weakness: won't admit i have any
Your Fears: carbon monoxide and katie couric (and the two together)
Your Perfect Pizza: was paid for by someone else
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: collect a bounty
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: rock out with your cock out!
Thoughts First Waking Up: hmmm, must've been rockin' out
Your Best Physical Feature: My great personality
Your Bedtime: when the sandman comes for me
Your Most Missed Memory: missed it again?!!...everytime i swear...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke for drinkin', Pepsi for cleanin' my car battery
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whichever is low carb
Single or Group Dates: Group of single women
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Herbal. always herbal.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate pudding, Vanilla Coke
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sobe Adrenaline Rush
Do you Smoke: never checked
Do you Swear: solemnly
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: oh yes
Have you Been in Love: interesting question, no interesting answer though
Do you want to go to College: someday i will return...it is inevitable
Do you want to get Married: who's askin'?
Do you belive in yourself: Believe in three things: God, Me and the success of the ipod nano
Do you get Motion Sickness: i have a strong immune system
Do you think you are Attractive: true beauty is on the inside......right?
Are you a Health Freak: that's a no sir
Do you get along with your Parents: they get along with me, not the other way 'round
Do you like Thunderstorms: when it rains it pours.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: *cough*, next question!
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In the past month have you been on Drugs: no officer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: been tryin', been failin'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uh huh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ate a case baby. Uh Oh kind.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: screw sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm no thesbian
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumpin' is my middle name, i drive a flat-bed
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: you shoulda been there
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stole an election
Ever been Drunk: negatory amigo
Ever been called a Tease: only by drunks
Ever been Beaten up: got beat down once...
Ever Shoplifted: Lifting shop is my speciality
How do you want to Die: a hero....a GUITAR HERO!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a cynic
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain. and i will ma'am... i will
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gorgeous
Favourite Hair Color: radiant
Short or Long Hair: long hair, then later short hair
Height: equal or less than 5' 10"
Weight: a billion grams
Best Clothing Style: birthday suit style
Number of Drugs I have taken: taken from who?
Number of CDs I own: Enter Limewire and CD burners
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hesitating and missing opportunities.

Qusetion the masses! - or - Don't click here eh!

Movies:

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My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters Good
Comedies Great!
Action Great!
Love OK
More Stuff Good

How do we compare? Take the quiz

Check out my page on Flixster - add me if u r on!
http://influencespencer.flixster.com
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Television:


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Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Harry Potter Series (nerdy, I know), The Book of Spencer Healey, Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them.

Heroes:

That asian guy from the Chappelle Show, my father, The members of Kool and the Gang.....

My Blog

Mission: Spain

I can't spend much time right now telling you all how excited i am to finally be heading out on my mission...I feel like i am on borrowed time lately.  No time, missionary tomorrow!  I will ...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

No more sidestepping...cause cripples can't participate

Alright, c'mon over here and sit down.  I'll grab a drink or somethin, you like Sprite?  we got Sprite, milk, juice or aqua but i warn ya you might have to chew the aqua it's kinda nasty.&nb...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:54:00 PST

A mouthful of amusing w/ a handful of how are ya

Love to lay here lazy  It's coming to that point in life when the people you know become the people you knew.  That point when you realize how many more memories you made last year than...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

Sexual MetroReality Emo Show.

....and now I welcome you ladies and gentlemen to the year 2006... There have been several new developments this year in the War Against Originality.  This year has brought us the outpouring (or ...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

Would you like to go on a date.......the safest way to ask?

So let's say this guy wants to ask this girl he barely knows on a date...but she doesn't really know him and they've never actually conversed before.  Is it weird when a strange guy asks a girl o...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

City worker by day...Superhero by lunch.

I work for Santaquin City....there it is. people keep asking where I work and what I do.  Constantly they resort to this useless bit of smalltalk, so there it is. ohh right....what I do for Santa...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

Nice guys and nice girls never meet one another...

My dear lil sister Tisha blogged an interesting blog...in conclusion she posed the question "Do real men really exist or do boys stay boys?"...not exact wording but it is the same diff. I happen to be...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:38:00 PST

Writer's Block...literary term for Lazy

Haven't written a blog since my stint at Snow, but now it is time to write again. So I have a ton of friends already out on their missions, and I will be able to send my papers soon...braces off in a ...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:05:00 PST

Heartless? Not this criminal.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/01/31/health/printable32 6305.shtml Prisoner Gets $1M Heart Transplant SACRAMENTO, Jan. 31, 2002 (AP) A California prison inmate serving 14 years for ro...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST

The final product

Sendin' this one to "The Snowdrift".  Enjoy   'Jew Sex', Tactless Nick and Unsung Musicians; I will write an Op-Ed   The opinion page of the Snowdrift is looking good, if by good you me...
Posted by Elder Shake N' Bake on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST