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Natalia

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About Me

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------------------Everyone always wants to know my nationality and very few people guess right. I'm from the Philippines. An archipelago (a small string of islands), located in the Pacific Ocean.---------------------------------------------- - I've lived in several countries because of my parents' journalistic careers. Namely, my home country, South Africa, Hongkong and of course, the United States.--------------------------------------- - I've been gifted with beautiful children, all of which are spoiled rotten... and I don't give a shit. Kids deserve everything you can offer. They can figure out what the real world is like as they grow up. They need to enjoy their childhood.----------------------------------------------- - My husband is currently serving in the United States Army. A sacrifice he has made equally attributed to patriotism as well as hope for a good future for our family. He is an amazing man and I am lucky to have found him in... my diamond in the rough------------------------ - I'm addicted to watching infomercials.----------------------------------------------- - - My credit card is always in peril when I watch the above-mentioned infomercials.------------------------------------------ I can cuss up a storm that would put seasoned sailors to shame and make my parents wonder which part of the child-rearing manual they didn't read.---- - I am not easy to satisfy. I have extremely high expectations when it comes to the people I let into my life.------------------------------------------------------- ------I have no problems with being alone. I believe that everyone needs some solitude once in a while. Feeling lonely is not an excuse to be with someone.----- - I make acquaintances easily but very few people make it to "friend" status because I believe in quality NOT quantity.--------------------------------------------------- --- I have many layers that need to be peeled back before you see the real me.------ - I cry at Disney movies.------------------------------------- I'm neurotic at times.----- - I sometimes come across as a snobby bitch... which is so not true. You just have to get to know me.--------------------------- - I am a HUGE bookworm. A good book is almost better than sex..... well, unless it's mind-blowing sex of course.----------------------------------------------------- --------- - I love gettin frightened shitless by scary movies. But then I can't sleep in the dark for like 3 weeks.------------------------------- - I get irritated very easily, especially by stupid or annoying people.--------------------------------------------------- - I am bilingual, fluent in both my native language as well as English. I am working on my Spanish fluency.--------------------------------------- - I love to cook! My favorite rooms in the house are the kitchen and the bedroom. Sometimes used simultaneously....------------------------------------------ --------- - I hate cleaning. Hate it, hate it, hate it. It's gotta be done but I do the minimum. That's it. I need a maid. Preferably a French one.-------------------------------------------- - I don't really like green peppers or celery unless they're cooked and disguised into my favorite dishes.--------------------------- - I don't like beer. I'm a hard alcohol kinda girl.-------------------------------------- - I am deathly AFRAID of frogs. Don't ask.----------------------------------- - I believed in Santa until I was 10.----------------------------------------- - I always say I'm going on a diet, and then I eat McDonald's.------------------------------------------------- --------------- - I always like to win an argument... even when I'm wrong.
Myspace Glitter Graphics ------------------------------------------------- - I'm not just bossy. I'm THE BOSS. Period.----------------------------------------------------- -- - I like frozen twinkies but I don't like Ho-hos. Both kinds of them.------------------------------------------------------- ----------- - I adore sushi.------------------------------------------------------ --- - Eating is possibly my favorite past time.--------------------------------------------- - Milk is nasty. It tastes like cow titties.---------------------------------------------------- -- - I'm impatient and I hate being kept waiting.... or having to wait for things to happen.----------------------------------------------------- --- - I usually set extremely high goals. The higher you aim for, the more you can attain.----------------------------------------------------- ----------- - I'm used to getting things I want.------------------------------------------------ - I throw tantrums when I don't.--------------------------------------------- - I'm a recovering purse addict.---------------------------------------------------- - I play videogames like a little kid. My butt starts bouncing up and down and I get real excited.... AND THEN I lose. :(---------------------------------------------------- - My kids mean everything to me------------------------------------- - I hate losing! I'm super competitive in everything.------------------------------------------------ - I am very open with anything that has to do with sex. I have nothing against porn, dildos or midget wrestling. Hahaha Oh yeah, and just because I am bisexual does not mean I am going to hit on you. I am a happily married woman and have no plans to revert to lesbianism anytime soon. I have had my share of female relationships as well as a lingering eye when it comes to beautiful women. I just choose to be honest to myself when it comes to my sexuality.... unlike some other people out there who like to wallow in denial....
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My Interests

playing the piano, immersing myself in a really good book, writing things nobody will ever read, singing ( Hey! My kids appreciate it!), dancing in front of the mirror, shopping for random useless things, charcoal painting (bet you all didn't know that!), learning new languages, overloading myself with tons of extracurricular activities in school.. and of course my own community service project, 7 for Education. A program that works with Parents as Teacher to encourage teen mothers to return to college and ensure themselves and their children of a bright future.

I'd like to meet:

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anyone that I'll find remotely interesting.... Although, don't add me if you're some dude wanting to get some myspace ass coz it ain't happening. A myspace whore is worse than, well, just a whore, period. If you want a friendship, fine. Simply take me for who I am and we will get along just fine. If you want to go beyond that, you are SHIT OUTTA LUCK. Because I have absolutely nothing to offer.
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Music:

r&b, hiphop, some jazz, classical when im angry, new age(my wedding march was an Enya song!), alternative. Well, to sum it up, I'll listen to pretty much anything as long as it doesn't involve screaming and head-banging.

Movies:

City of Angels (watched it so many times, and i still cry), Dying Young (another bucket of tears), Supertroopers! (can watch it over and over again!, Crash
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Television:

Friends, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, American Inventor, CSI Las Vegas, HSN, oh and of course, .... cheesy infomercials. (everyone gets mesmerized by those)
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Books:

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, anything from Stephen King before he went senile, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice Books, The Celestine Prophecies, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Little Women, Chicken Soup for the Soul and of course, Lord of the Rings

My Blog

updates on my nutty life

Aaaah! Finally a blog for those of you who like getting a birds-eye view on my otherwise amusing existence.  Been a while since I blogged.  I guess it’s been a while since I’ve b...
Posted by Natalia on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:52:00 PST

yet more misadventures

Geez.  If John wasn't so chill he would fire me from my housewife job.  He would be putting an ad in the paper by now.  I still haven't gotten to cleaning the upstairs and all the ...
Posted by Natalia on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:00:00 PST

misadventures of a clueless housewife

Sometimes it is so easy to amuse myself.  I somehow fight boredom with the random funny things that occur in my life.  Today was quite typical.  Get up in the morning, breakfast with th...
Posted by Natalia on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:57:00 PST

starch for clothes?

Hmmmm.... So wonders of all wonders.... Starch has other uses aside from cooking.  Apparently, it's used for ironing clothes too.  Huh.  Naive, it seems but you have to figure this reve...
Posted by Natalia on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:56:00 PST

milk does a body good... but it’s still NASTY cow sweat

Oh yeah.  I feel good... Just got done sweating it out with my Pilates video and despite my tongue hanging out and a mild case of dehydration, all the endorphins rushing through my body are givin...
Posted by Natalia on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

boo on the shrink

..> Figured I would still post a blog even though my computer is acting half retarded and half possessed.  So.... I have no shame in admitting that I see a psychologist here on base.  I...
Posted by Natalia on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

the arrival

Ah.  So after a brief reprieve and oh-so-much drama en route to North Carolina.  We have finally left Missouri.  We arrived here August 10th and oh, what a roller coaster ride it has be...
Posted by Natalia on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

change of heart

So.... I'm sitting at the car dealership waiting for my long overdue oil change and I'm bored.  Some cooky lady is trying to push me to take some books she had brought into the waiting room... no...
Posted by Natalia on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

solitude

Oh the loneliness of it all.  The empty house, the sleeping kids and my computer and I.  That's it.  I value my privacy and some degree of solitude but I'm so worn out from this separat...
Posted by Natalia on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:58:00 PST

My all

I would give my allTo touch you once moreTo hold you close......To see you walk thru that door  Seems like eternityThat we've been apartAs I walk through lifeWith only half of my heart The sleepl...
Posted by Natalia on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST