Chris

I'd like to meet:

anyone that can tolerate my spastic personality.

Currently listening to:

learning how to seriously cook naked sunbathing venti iced seven shot no water americano with a splash of nonfat milk and two equals ugh, the gym

mirrors Nicolas Cage movies red meat reading the panoply of books littering my car & closet

Music:

the magnetic fields, eels, portishead, ladytron, m.i.a., the breeders, modest mouse, rilo kiley, radiohead, pixies, nina simone, peaches, nine inch nails, the black heart procession, le tigre, the beastie boys, abba, daft punk, garbage, desparecidos, brian eno, aimee mann, the carpenters, spoon, dolly parton, rob zombie, the dandy warhols, bjork, poe, moby, the locust, madonna, no doubt, abba, massive attack, alanis morissette

Movies:

se7en, the long kiss goodnight, dogville, hackers, superstar, mad max beyond thunderdome, angus, kids in the hall: brain candy, love story, batman returns, the living end, clueless, copycat, hedwig and the angry inch, a league of their own, boogie nights, center stage, empire records, go, nowhere, boys on the side, dune, miss congeniality, the money pit, fear and loathing in las vegas, scary movie, fight club, clockwatchers, four rooms, the incredibles, forrest gump, man bites dog, death becomes her, wet hot american summer, josie and the pussycats, freeway, addams family values, ginger snaps, ten things i hate about you, happiness, sugar & spice, the hours, zoolander, jerry maguire, the last supper, starship troopers, joe vs the volcano, lost in translation, magnolia, interview with the vampire, cabin boy, mean girls, natural born killers, romy and michelle's high school reunion, almost famous, never been kissed, party monster, the breakfast club, pulp fiction, requiem for a dream, the wedding singer, the royal tenenbaums, the rules of attraction, eyes wide shut, serial mom, rushmore, in the army now, sin city, high spirits, the doom generation, so i married an axe murderer, troop beverly hills, scream, romeo + juliet, reality bites, welcome to the dollhouse, the man who knew too little, dazed and confused, legend, elizabethtown

Television:

current - greek, top chef, entourage, dirt, weeds, dexter, rome, campus ladies, reno! 911, project runway, the l word

cancelled - my so-called life, absolutely fabulous, twin peaks, six feet under, carnivale, buffy the vampire slayer, sex and the city, angel, the upright citizens brigade, strangers with candy, friends, will & grace

Books:

of human bondage
&nbsp- w. somerset maugham
a confederacy of dunces
&nbsp- john kennedy toole
less than zero
american psycho
the informers
the rules of attraction
glamorama
&nbsp- bret easton ellis
a clockwork orange
&nbsp- anthony burgess
middlesex
&nbsp- jefferey eugenides
paradise lost
&nbsp- john milton
the god delusion
&nbsp- richard dawkins
a home at the end of the world
&nbsp- michael cunningham
mrs. dalloway
&nbsp- virginia woolf
bright lights, big city
&nbsp- jay mcinerney
montage of a dream deferred
&nbsp- langston hughes
letters to a young poet
&nbsp- rainer maria rilke
the league of extraordinary gentlemen
&nbsp- alan moore

Heroes:

the only heroes i've acknowledged in my life died the moment i discovered porn and stopped collecting comic books. however, i do love and respect my parents.