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.·*☆YOLANDE™★*·.(L3av3 M! Al0n3)

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Name: Yolande
Birthday: december22 1986
Birthplace: my mammas belly
Current Location: inside my room
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: light brown in the sun and from all the perm
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: black
The Shoes You Wore Today: socks
Your Weakness: people stink breaths
Your Fears: ur face
Your Perfect Pizza: dominos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hookin up with ur boyfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what u want nigga
Thoughts First Waking Up: why i gotta get up for
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: time to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: none
Pepsi or Coke: none only drink XS drinks
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: no
Do you Sing: yep every single day. Wanna hear
Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah niggas
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: dont know
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: hell no
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: let me think
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: have u
In the past month have you gone on a Date: how did u know
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: need a boyfriend to do that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: let me think
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah ur boyfriend
Ever been Drunk: all the time and i dont drink
Ever been called a Tease: by ur dad
Ever been Beaten up: i am a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rich bitch
What country would you most like to Visit: hawaii
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long like ludacris
Height: taller then me
Weight: not to fat
Best Clothing Style: thuggish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 for my cramps i have every month
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fallin in love with ur dum ass
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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: Air Planes
2: Animals with teeth
3: ugly and crazy people
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Neapolean Dynamite
2: neisha
3: random stupid shit
Three Things I love:
1: this guy
2: color yellow
3: sleep and t.v
Three Things I hate:
1: stink breath
2: people lookin at my ass
3: people touchin me
Three things I don't understand:
1: love
2: y I gota go to school 4
3: y people gota die
Three things on my desk:
1: money
2: books
3: dirt
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: on computer
2: fartin
3: listen to backstreet boys
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: get fat from all the food i want to eat
2: have rich
3: become an actress
Three things I can do:
1: sleep
2: eat
3: take a shit
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: funny
2: crazy
3: shy
Three things I can't do:
1: rap
2: math
3: drive
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YOLANDE
Y Yucky
O Odd
L Legendary
A Angry
N Nice
D Dignified
E Exotic
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Is someone in LOVE with you, right now? Lust..not..Love
Are you in LOVE, right now? Yeah...but u r trying to deny your feelings..
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Cranberry juice
Beverage (alc) ? Smearoff ( think this is how u spell it)
Color ? Yellow
Food ? black people food
Item of clothing ? anything thats hot and yellow
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? human parts
Quality in a guy/girl ? thuggish but sweet
Phrase ? what u want nigga
Song ? whatever hot at that time
Musical Artist/Band ? Backstreet Boys and Ludacris
Sport ? Baseball (Derek Jeter)
Movie ? Napolean Dynamite
TV Show ? Everything on T.V
Radio Station ? z100 (what got a problem)
Type of Chocolate ? Chocolate with peanuts in it
Eye Color ? Hazel
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yeah my little brother
Smoke ? yell no
Drink ? let me think
Have any piercings ? yeah
Have any tatoos ? soon
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend need a man to do it too
Had sex ? does it matter
Gone streaking ? yell yeah ran outside butt naked
Gone skinny dipping ? thats for white chicks
Been to Europe ? i wish but scared of plaines
Been to an island ? was born on one
Had stitches ? naw
Broken any bones ? nope
Been stabbed/shot ? i live in a safe hood (South Side) no violence hear
Slept until after 12:00 ? after staying up after 12:00 A.M
Stayed up all night ? What u think
Danced like a whore ? will skip this question
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? what i look like a hoe
Turned down a dare ? no i had to run outside naked
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Tanisha and myself
Is the prettiest ? Every single one of them
Is the most handsom ? Kevin
Is the loudest ? Tiffany, kaydeon and Ebony
Is the craziest ? Me and tanisha
Is the most shy ? Me
Is the most loving ? Shatara
Is the most understanding ? Shatara
Is the most boring ? I cant answer this- u stupid
Is the richest ? we all r if we put our money together
Is the most athletic ? me
Is the most cocky ? not sure
Is the biggest sex icon ? what
Do you look up to the most ? All of them
Do you tell everything to ? keep everything to myself
Has the best clothes ? Jazzlyn and Jenelle
Has the best house ? Me nigga
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? if i was pregant
Kiss someone of the same sex ? do i look gay
Cheat on someone you love ? hell no
Run away from home ? hell yes (as soon as possible)
Lie to your parents ? who dont
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? wish i had one
Lie to your best friend ? sure why not
Give a homeless person money ? yes (Karma will be good to u)
Run from the police ? I have nothin to run for
Bungee jump ? do it look like i am crazy (dont answer that)
Sky dive ? If i wont bungee jump y would i do this then
Cross dress ? to look like a boy- y not
Be an exotic dancer ? shake that ass girl- but no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? if the person took forever to come back with the check
Scuba dive ? cant even swim
Go rock climbing ? not sure
Go spulunking (caving) ? what the fuck is this
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? sezy white man
Bologna ? Oscar Meyer have a way with B O L O G N A
Hott ? my sexy crush
Orange ? Oranges
Real world ? dangerous
Fuck ? You
Jack ? Daniels
Cucumber ? melon
Hip-Hop ? Ludacris
Uniform ? Dont like it
UniCORN ! ? horse with thing in its head
Rainbow ? Skittles
Clown ? Ur momma

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How to make a Yolande
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts courage
5 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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YOLANDE
Yis forYummy
Ois forOutgoing
Lis forLuscious
Ais forArticulate
Nis forNervy
Dis forDelightful
Eis forExuberant What Does Your Name Mean?
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Sex
Position Doggy Style
Last time used Never, you are still a virgin. Your luck you always will be.

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are you really a virgin?


well duh
you cant wait, but yet your afraid. you are intimidated but you dont want it to show, either that or you dont know what the hell your gettin' yourself into.
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Television:


You Are The Lovers
You represent ideal love: innocence, trust, exhilaration and joy.
You demonstrate the harmony of opposites, two sides coming together.
At times, you also represent the struggle between what is right and what is tempting.
Control is an issue for you, especially when you don't know your reasons for choosing something.

Your fortune:

You have an important choice you need to make about love, and it will be a difficult choice to make.
You are likely struggling between the love you crave and the love that is right.
In the end, you will choose what you crave, even if it's bad for you.
Because without what you crave, you will feel empty and incomplete. What Tarot Card Are You?

Books:


You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy
When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch
Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know.
From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up.
And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

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before u send me a message

Before u send me a message please 1. My name is Yolande..so dont bother askin me for my name 2. Dont give me ur phone number b/c I am not gonna call u...eva so dont try 3. and please dont remind me ab...
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