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.nk.

this is what church should feel like.

About Me

i'm confused, disorganized, and clumsy. the other night at work i dropped a glass and tried to catch it so it wouldn't break on the floor, i missed it and it did break..., but more unfortunately, i accidentally wacked myself in the testicles and had to go sit down in the walk-in cooler for a minute. it hurt like the dickens. i love the snow! but the snow doesn't seem to love me. i like hugs, mostly at work...that sure brightens my day. i'm a bartender. and i love my job...i get to hang out and meet interesting people every single day. i can get a bit moody sometimes, but i generally let things slide off my back. i love to smile, and i've been told that i look muppet-like when i get my picture taken. i have a cat and would like to get a dog but i don't have a yard...so i won't get a pooch. i can be kind of messy sometimes. my most favorite part of my body is my feet...and my beard, which i just shaved almost all the way off and i feel naked now. i feel as though i've maimed myself. i can be a bit vulgar sometimes. i love music and have a soft spot in my heart for sad songs. tom waits and nick cave are two of my favorites. but i also love the wu-tang clan. i brush my teeth in the shower and wish i flossed more. i've never been to europe but i'd love to go there...the only thing stopping my is that i'd rather spend my vacations in more dive-friendly locations. there's another thing...i love scuba diving. i also don't like horror movies...I FUCKING LOVE THEM! zombies and monsters and cannibals and murderers and psychos and gore... also i think that i may be developing arthritis in my fingers. and that's bad news. so wanna be my friend now...?

My Interests

scuba diving, broken glass, good harmonies, caricatures (sp.), lipton double noodle soup, music, crossing my toes, stretching my fingers, having the bottoms of my feet punched, bottled beer, day-dreaming about mexico.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

my all time favorite, desert island band, without a doubt, hands down...THE SOMETHINGS! interested much? just ask...the somethings really are something special... width="425" height="350" .. nick cave and the bad seeds, fugazi, the misfits, jawbreaker, the cloud cult, the standard, pavement, elvis costello, david bowie, bob seger, the talking heads, calexico, the motherfucking WU-TANG CLAN and all of it's members, braid, johnny cash, ghostface killa, dinosaur jr, sonic youth, the clash, weird al, clap your hands, archers of loaf, murder by death, the pixies, built to spill, the king of france, band of horses, neutral milk hotel, jets to brazil, ween, the roots, hey mercedes, crooked fingers, iggy pop, the list goes on and on and on and on....... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

the texas chainsaw massacre (the original and the re-make, but mostly part 2 because dennis hopper was fucking awesome in it...i love the part when he finds franklins body,the flashlight goes on and then dies "don't you cry my brother, i'm here now. i'm here now, they can't do this. they can't do this! i'll take you back to hell, i'll take you to hell!" ), ghost dog, strange brew, the nightmare on elm street series, ed wood, woody allen flicks, spun, house of 1000 corpses, sid and nancy, bottle rocket, and wes anderson movies in general (that's right, i called them movies, not films you pretentious dicks), wet hot american summer, gummo, cabin boy, may, jesus' son, donnie darko, sick (bob flanagan was a basket case), one crazy summer, cool hand luke, urban legend, serpico, the squid and the whale, swimfan, avp, and on and on and on...

Television:

the history channel. and "survivorman" that fella sure is tough.

Books:

i just read, am reading, or enjoyed reading: solo diving by robert van maier, deep descent by kevin mcmurray, you can get arrested for that by rich smith, the last dive by bernie chowdhury, shadow divers by robert kurson, nimrod flip out by etgar keret, tideland by mitch cullin (thanks greg), night by elie wiesel, postsecret by frank warren (if that counts), rust and bone by craig davidson, catcher in the rye by jd saliger, the end of alice by a. m. homes, it's not easy bein' me by rodney dangerfield, 1984 by george orwell, the gashleycrumb tinies by edward gorey, survivor by chuck palahniuk, the stranger by albert camus, road movies by lee ranaldo, planet joe by joe cole, and so many others. i've finally learned to multi-read so i can read a couple books at the same time. way to go brain.

Heroes:

my dear father, thomas frances kulik.

My Blog

dear face...

i'm so sorry for what i've done to you. i've lost a dear friend tonight. and i did it to myself. to us. to you sweet beard. i always knew that i loved you and now i see how much i needed you. we compl...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

the beard in question...

hello ladies and gentleman, this will go into bulletin and "blog" form. so everybody should be given the opportunity to cast his or her vote. this just might be the only survey that on myspace that fu...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST

nick news 9: is this actually new?????

once again it's late inside and out...i have nothing really new, interesting or intriguing to thrill anybody with. just thought i'd throw a "hello", and "how you doing?" out there. so hello everybody....
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST

hearts!

three years now pop...merry x-mas. i don't recall my first memory of you, but i sure as shit remember the last. here comes another card and letter down the river...i pray it finds you content. a scotc...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

nick news 8: i got married on my birthday!!!!

i had my birthday on friday, and i was thrown a surprise party. i couldn't believe that it happened. i was convinced that i had to work, it was like one of those perfect dreams where everybody you wan...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

nick news 7: jesus st. nicholas

i'll answer your question right off the bat...yes, i am that vain. i did just refer to myself as "jesus st. nicholas" and i meant it too. i'm a man made of magic. i've got all of these little trick th...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST

nick new 6: i need a better past time...

i sit, astonished, at how perfect something can be. the beautiful way that the leaves fall in the final days of october, how two things that i dislike so greatly (such as rednecks and hunting) can com...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

my sick ass.

i haven't slept this much in years. god i hate being sick.i wish that i had something better to say, but i don't. i feel like shit and i can't drag my sick ass off the couch. but i have to open tomorr...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

happy thanksgiving son.

thanksgiving night, or black friday morning. i've been searching all day to find out what i'm thankful for, and i have no idea. aside from the generic "my heath (i have a shitty cold), my luck (some d...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

nick new 5: death honkey

hey bitches...where am i going to begin tonight...this morning....right now. it's fucking 5:11 and i'm just about getting in from work. "how fucking come?" you ask...well i will tell you individually ...
Posted by jesus st. nicholas on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST