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JesusMonkey_666

If I Hated You I Wouldnt Wanna Fuck You

About Me

THERES MORE TO ME THAN THERE IS TO YOU Hi My name is MF_Lee ( yes that's what it stands for) In no way directly will i upset offend or excite you. But in the end you will have a strong opinion of me that may be unshakable. I dont know you and i dont love you, i wont hit you but ill slap you(if your into that sorta' thing). Yes its always my fault. I sound interesting to you i know but your fucked up. I dont want to be your friend I just want to say HI to your girlfriend. SO smile now for me and ill make you cry a little too. Dont wish death upon me for we all die soon enough though im trying hard not to and its hard to think. I will be shy and uncomfortably quite around your friends because i know better and it makes you wet. I have met many people that want to call themselves my friend but where are you when a friend is what i need? Fuck you and your mother( i probably did already ) Jesus Is A Cunt

My Interests

ART: living, making, being, seeing. MOVIES: watching, making, filming, directing,writing, producing.CARTOONS: making, drawing, voicing, editing. MUSIC: playing, performing, recording.

I'd like to meet:

There's alot of people i would like to meet....my father(JK i dont want to meet him(JK)) there's alot of actors and artists that have had an impact on my life and i would like to meet those people to just say "You've had an impact on my life!"or " Why did you make that stupid movie?" so many actors...um... S. Connery, J. Carrey, J. Travolta, N. Cage, A. Sandler,D. Spade, The Rock, A. Bandares, Q. Tarentino, R. Rodriguez, S.L. Jackson, B. Willis, W. Ferrel, C. Kattan..... you get the pic.Star Wars Rap

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Music:

I dont want to name any specific bands let me just say if it ROCKS then im down. if its METAL then my head will be bangin'.If its PUNK it doesn't have to make sense anyways. 0 And if its POLKA... Run because im gonna sock you straight in the mouth.

Movies:

Again same thing....i dont wanna name names i like them all equally and dislike the same but i do watch Horror, Suspense, Cartoons(DUH!) Action, Comedy, Martial Arts, Thriller, SCi-Fi, and some of those chick moves are okay...when im alone and all i got is my hopes and dreams*sniff sniff* nuf said. OH YEAH! you cant forget.........................Mature Content

Television:

Um...well....for t.v. all i really watch is cartoons but if get the chance i watch...porn... if im not busy watching porn i like to watch other shows that have people with there clothes on and pretend im watching porn. I watch all the Adult Swim shows (Props to PeeWee) The Simpsons, Family Guy, Price is Right, Wheel of Fotune, Jeopardy, House, MXC, UFC, wrestling, Fairly OddParents, Fosters H.F.I.F., all kinds of stuff.......and once in a while i watch my storys

Books:


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Heroes:

Adult film stars and anyone who puts up with me enough to pay attention to me...which is probably not you but it may be if you got this far.

My Blog

Do You Hate Me

I would like as many people as possible to tell me they hate me! please?
Posted by JesusMonkey_666 on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Some PEople

Well i Guess Blog's are more over rated than anything else. But so Fucking what!!!! Well i guess that if noone reads them than i can say what i want NIGGER!!!!!! lets see who the fuck is gonna say so...
Posted by JesusMonkey_666 on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:19:00 PST

No Respect....

i have realized for no apparent reason that i and alot of people dont give or get the respect they deserve. i for one dont really care about anyone that i have not come in contact with but they need r...
Posted by JesusMonkey_666 on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

God is in the T.V.!!!

God is in the T.V.!
Posted by JesusMonkey_666 on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:41:00 PST

Poems from a broken heart

Lee decided to go to the store, but couldn't fit his penis through the door. He pondered what to do and decided to call you. He still didn't know what to do after you arrived, to see an old ...
Posted by JesusMonkey_666 on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:15:00 PST

ANGRY FUCKIN' SQUIRRELS!!!

this is the second time I've had to tell everyone about these damn squirrels. Every time I'm here at my apartment I look outside and there is the same little fucking squirrel just sitting there. He st...
Posted by JesusMonkey_666 on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 02:05:00 PST