Before I was a Mom.... |
Before I was a Mom?? I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.
Before I was a MomI cleaned my house each da...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST |
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! |
1) Thats not right....................................... Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST |
Sixth Grade? |
A sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Molly stood up, an...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:33:00 PST |
Raindrops |
Someone I care about a lot sent this to me and I thought I would share it....
One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of themain streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessarywhe...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST |
Gotta love it!!!! |
Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?Lady at bus stop: Austria.Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!Lady at bus ...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST |
Q's & A's |
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men can be open minded.Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it.Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) T...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST |
Men never listen.... |
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies ro...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST |
Good Joke ;) |
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the fir...
Posted by ♥♣Sarah♠♥ on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:05:00 PST |
