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Bill (Lost Realist)

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Part 1: The Change
U Kno The Program This Aint No Slow Jam!
This Aint A Love Song This Is Love Tearin Shit Down...
A New Year, A New Style, And Some New Beer!
I Wont Change For U, So Get Useto The New...
Girls Fuck The Guys Over, Thats Y We Dont Stay Sober!
This Aint A Debate, Bitch This Is Y We Hate!
And Remember If U Miss The Old Me, Let Me Go And Let It Be!
Fuck It, Get Ready For The New Shit!!!
Part 2: The Hit
I Got Hit Pretty Hard W/ This Too, And I Really Dont Kno What To Do
So Ill Leave It Unknown Until, U Grab My Hand And Say Follow Me Bill
Dont Kno How U Feel, But My Feelins R Too High To Deal
Im Like Playin Poker With This, I Dont Kno If It Be Easier To Grab A Devil Kiss!
All I Kno Is Im Fallin Like A Ton Of Bricks, And To Prove It I Take All 100 Kicks!
If I Were To Let This One Go, I Kno Id Be Tellin Myself No!
In All The Situations Ive Been In, This Feelin Is Like Im Openin My Heart To First Sin!
Tell U The Truth I Feel Like A Kid Again
Ill Shake, Shiver, And Fall, Yea Ill Never Get Sick Of Ur Call
I Dont Kno If I Told U This But, Those Other Girls Been Cut
U The Leadin Roll In My Life, Bein Hit With This Fuckin Love Knife!
WJDess

FUCK LOVE, And All That Shit!
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About Me:
My Full name is William Joseph Dess II
I love Music, Its my life- Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, some Rap
Im 18 and my Bday is May 15
I like playin paintball for fun
Dane Cook is a FUNNY bitch
Goin anywhere, just to hang out
Watching movies
Im fun to b around
Listening to my Ipod
I LOVE girls more than anything
I Also HATE THEM
My screen-name is WJDess3777
And I write Music, Alot
Drinkin!

___Survey-About Me___

About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Bill Dess
Date of Birth: May 15, 89
Birthplace: New Castle, Pa
Current Location: Same
Eye Color: Light Blue
Hair Color: Brown tr Height: 5 9
Heritage: German, Irish, Scottish
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Trapt-Chris Brown and Breaking Benjamin-Ben Burnley
Song: Lost Realist and Breath
Movie: Underworld and Click
Disney Movie: Pirates Of The Caribbean
TV show: Doesnt Matter
Color: Lime Green or Ice Blue
Food: Cheese Sticks
Pizza topping: Everything almost
Ice-Cream Flavor: Strawberry or Cherry
Drink (alcoholic): Anything good, whiskey
Soda: Creme Soda
Store: Nautica, Outlets
Clothing Brand: Nautica
Shoe Brand: K-Swiss
Season: Spring
Month: May
Holiday/Festival: New Years
Flower: Dont have one
Make-Up Item: Dont have one
Board game: Anything but fuckin Life
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Both
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Both
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Go out w/ someone I can Like
Most missed memory: Too many, shootin up Union park w/ paintball guns
Best physical feature: Eyes
First thought waking up: This is Dumb today
Hypothetical personality disorder: None
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: I hate Sesame Street, Go fuck yourself Big bird
Fairytale alter ego: Fate
Most stupid remark: R those real?
Worst crime: Drinkin, the only crime ive did
Greatest ambition: Out Goin, and easy to change
Greatest fear: Someone I love gettin hurt or dyin
Darkest secret: I cried durin bambi
Favorite subject: None
Strangest received gift: Coupons for a car wash, i dont even have a car
Worst habit: Fallin for girls
Do You:
Smoke: Nope
Drink: Yep
Curse: Fuckin Right Dawgie
Shower daily: twice actually
Like thunderstorms: Who doesnt
Dance in the rain: Nahh, who does that
Sing: Yea
Play an instrument: No
Get along with your parents: W/ my dad
Wish on stars: Use to
Believe in fate: Yea
Believe in love at first sight: Never happen ta me, but yea
Can You:
Drive: No, long story
Sew: Not at all
Cook: Not really
Speak another language: No
Dance: Nope
Sing: Sometimes
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yea
Whistle: Yea
Curl your tongue: Yea
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: LOL, more than i can remember
Been Stoned/High: Yea, lol
Eaten Sushi: I wish
Been in Love: Yea i have
Skipped school: Everytime i miss
Made prank calls: Yea, I suck at them
Sent someone a love letter: Nah
Stolen something: Yea
Cried yourself to sleep: Nope
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Bein annoyin lol, or loud
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Never
Name three things you can't live without: Cell Phone, Computer, and a life
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? Two
Do you have any pets? Yep
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Easily
What is you middle name? Joesph
What are you nicknames? Dess and Will
Are you for or against gay marriage? I dont care, They're fags
What are your thoughts ..ion? If u dont want a baby, well then get rid of it
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nahh
Are you afraid of the dark? I love the dark
How do you want to die? Quick, and for a reason
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Idk, lol. A whole box
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? In a heartbeat
What is the last law you’ve broken? Drinkin Under Age
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brown or black
Eye color: Brown
Height Dont Matter
Weight Less than me
Most important physical feature: Eyes and smile
Biggest turn-off Yellow Teeth or really fat girls

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My Interests

Drinking for sure,but I dont drink alot... Messing around alot with my friends, probably hanging out w/ friends ... Talk to some people and then take a good 10 min. nap, talk some more(maybe)... Watchin or listen to some Dane Cook. Doing homework, more like coping other people work... Lesbians of course! Playing Paintball in the spring, fall, and the summer... Watching funny movies w/ friends... Listening or writing music, basicly Rock... Going out on Friday nights, going to the movies, other friend's houses or going to school events, there might be others but I can't remember them... But basicly doing ANYTHING, but when Im bored of all these and then I just fall asleep over anybodies house!!! All yea trying to being funny(sometimes works) and being myself(not hard to do)... I love listenin to music and writin songs though... Playin accoustic and soon guitar, so yep thats me... Scrollbox Code from KillerKiwi.net


These Videos r below in the Dane Cook VIDEOS Scroll Box, They r in order...
The B/E; Practical Jokes and the PIR; BK Lounge; Car Crash; Creepy Guy at Work; Shark Skit.

Dane Cook VIDEOS

Scrollbox Code from KillerKiwi.net

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Music:

Music: Rock, Hard Rock, Rap,and Country.

















Movies:

Well I really like funny movies and action movies, and if only w/ a girl a chick flick, ONLY! But I don't know, I fall asleep in almost every movie I see, really I never seen a Whole movie w/out falling asleep in some what of the movie... It becomes boring after awhile...I like...Without a Paddle, 40 year Old Virgin, Austin Powers, Super Troopers, BASEketball, Dodge Ball, and othersUnderWorld, Underworld Evolution, Pitch Black, Riddic, King Arthur, I; Robot, AVPBlack Hawk Down, S.W.A.T., We Were Soldiers, Saving Private RyanGhost Ship, Stay Alive, Silent Hill, Anything worth seein, Any good (so called) Scary Movies, which these werent.And u cant forget Bill Madison, The Water Boy and all those movies, And Bad Santa

Books:

Scrollbox Code from KillerKiwi.net

Heroes:

Promise that forever, we will never get better at growin up and learnin to lie...My Dad whos name is Doug whos also my BestFriend too, Synester Gates, Mr. Clean And Probably Piglet, oh yeah ...




Religion:Why Should I Have Faith In God, If God Doesnt Have Faith In Me... I do believe in God, its just hard to listen to other ppl, Who have just as much knowledge about God or what happens to u when u die as I do. I dont hate God...

My Blog

@ The Party

OK, this time maybe ill reread the shit be4 i post it this time... But right now i am in some trouble. 4 1 i might b movin to Sharon... Yep, if my dumbass mom wont stop bein a BITCH, maybe i could sta...
Posted by Bill! (Lost Realist) on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

I Hate it when she does that! She

ohhhh yea, U just got played, u should have kno it was some fucked up title just to get u to read this. I hate these things and ull probably reading this because u'r bored. But anyways, let beginning....
Posted by Bill! (Lost Realist) on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST