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About Me

I cannot be pigeonholed. Magnets spin in circles when I near. Clocks spilt into infinity and the earth pushes its pull beneath my feet. My life assumes itself while levitating above all else, ever bumpier, and difficult to hide under the anomoly and amazment that I produce daily....or maybe I'm actually human, like I am supposed to be, ending up as just another guy nextdoor.
BUT...

i'm the real deal. im human, i fuck , shit, slap sometimes, curse , yell, smile, procrastinate, create, destroy, bathe, st ay mur ky and brackish for laziness' sake, i get drunk, i try to excersize, i fail, i succeed, i work hard, things are handed to me , i lie, i steal, a loathe, i love, i devote and i avoid and i manage to do it all in some capacity every day before i look at the moon and decide that one more exhausting emotionally and physically charged event will not kill me but define me today an d towards my legacy in its humanly ephemeral infinity. that is what i am. i am not the real deal. i am as fake as the plastic in my p ockets, the chemicals in my hair, the coloring in my chewing gum, but i can also be as real as any artifact uncovered with a wealth of knowledge expanding the vastness of ideas and concepts available to the infinince of universal thought. I am you , we are they, with 1 and everything all at once for the eternity of forever ...and then some.
And maybe even a little more too.
ALASKA.06
FUN in ALASKA
TO BE HEARD

has been in production for over a year now and is wrapping up in post for the next 4 months. Keep an eye out for this documentary about 3 amazing poets from the Bronx who transform written and spoken expression into a means of coping with life and moving forward from the slums of the nations poorest county.

Directed by Oscar and Emmy Winner, Deborah Shaffer
Cinematographer, Chief Editor Eddie Martinez
Sound Tech and Assisstant Editor Adrian Martinez
2nd Assistant Editor Kim Schrieber
Produced by Roland Deliardi Laura & the Odysseus Group, and Amy Sultan with Early Stages
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My Interests

Skateboarding, Poetry, Digital Music Production, Turntablism, Photography, Graphic Design, Health, Martial Arts, Cooking, Dreaming up Dreams, Living the Way You Don't, Publishing, Saving, Buying Less and Living More, Tomorrow...
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ME LOVE.....FOOD

I'd like to meet:

... a tap dancing donkey, a drunken kaliedescope, a muslim dradle, fish that eat canned humans, clouds in packs of 20, someone who uses "truthiness" and "political vagina" in the same breath, someone from South Park, CO, someone (preferably in the music business) who owns a set of platinum corn grabbers on that occasion when they remove their diamond fronts while the rims are spinning to sit down on their Geffen, Columbia, Interscope, Virgin Mansion somewhere in the Derty Urban Country, New St. ChiAppletontingcountysville...

then I'd slap them in the face and syphon their gas

Contact me AOL IM = mEn dooga


Dooga's Blog
http://mrdooga.blogspot.com/

I'd like to meet these guys

Music:

ALBUM LEAF, AMON TOBIN, Beck, BLOC PARTY, Coldplay, Death From Above: 1979, Diplo, DJ SHADOW, Hollertronix, Jedi Mind Tricks, Ivy, Jay-Z, Michael Jackson, Mr. Scruff, Prince and the Revolution, RADIOHEAD, Ray Charles, RJD2, The Roots, Spankrock, TV ON THE RADIO, Wu-Tang Clan .... anything i can scratch to

Movies:

Ace Ventura, Akira, Beetlegiuse, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, City of God, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fearless, Fight Club, GATTACA, Ghost Busters, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Lord of the Rings, Master of the Son, The Matrix, Memento, Napoleon Dynamite, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Ong Bak: Thai Warrior, Roger Dodger, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Steamboy, Whale Rider, Yeah Right!

Television:

Televison has too much reality programming and I'm sick of all these sitcoms being set in lavish apartments or mansions. Your average rich person is not funny, they are rich. That is all. But since we are here, umm, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Arrested Development, 24, South Park, Scrubs, Invader Zim, Harvey Birdman, 4400, Heroes, Firefly, UFC, Daily Show, and maybe Al Jazeera if my provider will broadcast it.

Books:

Don't read enough.... Adbusters, Harpers, Mental Floss, Scientific American, Transworld, Ishmael, On the Road, Animal Farm

Heroes:

Mom, Ed, Stefro, and LMN first and foremost for keeping me going
www.nicolefilm.com
www.somosarte.com
http://www.hopchank.blogspot.com
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My Blog

Almond Oil

Almond OilI can't see you in impossible placeswhen the lights go out and the room rolls away,sweet unearthed babe.Each step twangs and clicks to harmonious perfection.Grace the wind.Then make a stand ...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST

Since when does celebrity make you a good DJ?

On the late night of Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Nick Cannon decided to grace the stage of the famous Roseland Ballroom on 52nd street in NYC. Joining him on this early Wednesday morning were two of h...
Posted by Adrian on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

Crunken Madness III

I was on the turntables most of the night, so I missed out on the stories. Whatever you remember that was tight, any vibes or just an overall comment on the party. Put it here. If you got pics, put em...
Posted by Adrian on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

Ultimate Answers

1. I've come to realize that my ex...gave the best sex ever2. I am listening to...the hum of my cpu fan, TV on the Radio, the TV over the radio and the bassing hums of a KORG synth through my walls 3....
Posted by Adrian on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

Sunsets like Phonesex

why do sunsets feel like phonesex?I'm vexed to be thin in Texas.I'm the complex character bastard,the choice master, the bond smasher.Mouth faster than an alabaster blastershadowcasting on casting dir...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST

Loisaida

Street music bassing.A place I know but don't live in.Hookah bars.No one walking in.Random doors with fluorescent stairways.Punks in 3's.Bikes chained to everything.Everyone going everywhere and nowhe...
Posted by Adrian on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

A Survey!!! But not as you know it!?!

Nothing True but the Hue of Torture Name:Fucking Asshole! (as quoted by my dad)Birthplace:In a room with a bunch of strangers. I was freakin' out. They stole the longest thing I could ever ca...
Posted by Adrian on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:41:00 PST

F U sideways

    A little over a month ago, I DJ'd my first party at a loft in the DUMBO district of Bucktown, ya eerd!? A good friend of my bro Eddie, as throwing a birthday party for her best bud,...
Posted by Adrian on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

Freewrite while drunk and in good company

We filter minor alterationscaught within webs of you and Iand by those that thought otherwise.I cant ever look in your eyes like I wouldif love ever thought itself to sit by you.I am a stalker, a surv...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

Denali

    Prior to May 23, 2003, cancer became a serious issue in our family as my mothers only daughter, Lauren was diagnosed with a rare aggressive form of sarcoma, attacking her, eventuall...
Posted by Adrian on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST