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JOHNNY SINISTER!

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About Me

Hi. I'm Johnny Sinister and I'm a PIRATE. I like to drink Coors and play my Upright bass. Sometimes I drink too much and forget to do my homework, oh well. Swimming is also fun; cramming my meat into a little speedo. I wish I had tourette's Syndrome. Update: I quit drinking.

My Interests

Penis Showing Games. PLaying Guitar and Upright Bass. Being Left handed. Slaying Zombies. Ocean Activities. Camping. Sporting events. Making Mo-Hawks. Tinkering with cars. Swimming for Santa Rosa JC. Throwing a couple back now and then. Picking my boxers out of my ass without using my hands.

I'd like to meet:

Cyco Mike from Suicidal Tenedencies. I bet he's really chill.

Music:

MOTORHEAD!!!! The Misfits, Lars Frederiksen, PRIMUS!, The Nekromantix, Tiger Army, The Hellbillys, GWAR! Something Cool, Suicidal Tendencies, Social Distortion, Metallica, AC/DC, Creepshow 1977, Plan 9, The Temptations, Chuck Berry, Pennywise, Danzig, Aretha Franklin, The Rolling Stones, Van Halen, The Bouncing Souls, Infectious Grooves, Reverend Horton Heat, Bad Religion, Rancid, Dead Kennedys, Agent Orange, The Offspring, Flogging Molly -- ..
GOD I LOVE... CROUD SURFING!!!

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Man of the Year, The Departed.