It’s, uh, rare? |
Last night, I had what I and no others would consider my best open mic ever.The night started with a homeless crackhead (yes, some crackheads have houses!) doing a good 20 minutes of "stand up" as the...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:55:00 GMT |
The 10 Manliest Things One Could Accomplish |
10. Steal a boat, take it into international waters and make a human clone who's sole duty is to steal boats.9. Apologizing for the Holocaust (sincerely).8. Digging a bunch of holes.7. Walking into a ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
Is there a difference... |
between a script and a pile of notes?Some people don't think so.
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:15:00 GMT |
Dear girl who played Rice in the second Beethoven movie |
What's up? you single? Yeah, that's cool, I was in this thing but I'm out now.It's cool that you google "rice from beethoven 2".If you didn't you wouldnt have found this, so that's cool, ya know?What'...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:46:00 GMT |
I’m a Comedian!!! |
I was walking down the STREET yesterday -- What's the deal with streets, anyways, what are they made out of? ROCKS? Seriously though. Also YESTERDAY i saw this guy at a BANK -- What's the deal with ba...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:33:00 GMT |
Last week... |
I was doing a set at a club on the other side of town when, five minutes into my act, a dog runs on stage. I was all "hey, that's funny" and he left. I went back to my "what's the deal with bricks? W...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:22:00 GMT |
Last night... |
a man on the street approached me, lit my cigarette, asked to buy my car, and told me about how he owns a bunch of NASA computers, one of which was in his brain. He then asked if he could have his deb...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:19:00 GMT |
Some things have existed longer then others |
Here's a link to my sketch groups funny or die page.Touch where the blue isThere should be a decent amount of material posted soon.Go there.Now.Rate the videos. Like them or not, just rate them.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:01:00 GMT |
I’m Goin’ to the Sloppy Store! |
Filmed a new sketch today. Should be up in the next 10 days?
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:26:00 GMT |
If Obama wins |
he'd be the first black president, but he's only like the second black guy to ever run. I bet those old stereotypey guys are kicking themselves right now knowing that they only would have had to have ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:37:00 GMT |
