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Chris

The Fundamental Interconnectedness of All Things

About Me

I'm just a guy trying to find his place in the world. O GOD dont let it be in Fresno forever!!!

My Interests

Generally, hanging out with great people.

Specifically, I enjoy playing Football, Basketball, Golf, Tennis, Pool, Bowling, and Snowboarding.

For those that don't know - nothing can beat rollerblading in the middle of the night.

I'd like to meet:

The Average American
The Dalai Lama
Snake Eyes "from G.I. Joe"
"U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D"
Maybe even YOU

Music:

By genre -

Rock: Rob Zombie, Rage against the machine "Come back we need you now more then ever", Static X, Linkin Park, Third Eye Blind, Lit "Remember Lit? No, it was only 1999", Blink 182

Rap: Dr. Dre, 2pac, Notorious BIG, Ice Cube "early to mid 90's", Beastie Boys "token jewish rappers"

R&B: Nelly, Usher,

Techno: The Crystal Method

Other: Anything from John Williams, Real Big Fish Country: Is not music

Movies:

Hi, my name is Chris and I'm a Movieholic.

You're right, it feels good just to admit it.

I even love bad movies like Jason X, Pootie Tang, Jaws the Revenge & oh yes, don't forget about Chinese Super Ninjas "If you have not seen the film you will never live a full life, Sorry"!

I was Executive Producer of the world famous and wildly successful Ninjas Gone Wild. If you are one of the two people on earth that have not seen it here is the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qax55JBelyQ

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report "The Best Satire on Television", "The Show About Nothing", Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Chapelle's Show (I understand why yuo quit Dave). Reality television steals valuable airtime from shows by people who have legitimate talent. I need them to entertain me with their antics.

Books:

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul
Last Chance to See
The Art of War
Go Dog Go
ingredients on Honey Roasted Peanuts

Heroes:

Barry Sanders #20
Jon Stewart
Dirk Gently
Matt Murdock