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Major Thizz

Sometimes in life ....

About Me

My name is Sage, I grew up in America have no kids, not married, don't work, hate life until that one day that changed my life forever. Over there, right there over that mountain threw the sunset there I realized my first glance at life true gift. As I carry my belongings down a narrow steep road I spot a family of foxes, watching me A rare sight that I will probaly never experiance as vivid as this was. Balling about how long I was going to take to reach my grounds I stumbled over twigs and rockpebbles slipped and slumped me forward on my feet, but as I looked up " bling'' what had I saw previousely before me was the ultamite change , my new challange was up front like I could see the river to swim threw, so I proceeded droped what I had to forget it forever and took my first dive into the riv'. The river looked clean as I dove under held my breath" and please dont try this at home" I opened my eyes filled with joy to see the under world. None the less I frog swam for a Quater mile until comming up for my first breath. Carring nothing all wet I reached some strong ground, slimmy mud I rubbed all over my body that is supposed to have minerales contained from 1,000,000 years B.C. I felt great to let go and roll in the mud like a horse or a dog obaying it commands. this story goes on and on until I change It's sequals and position my self in the picture. Use it for great peace and serinity.

My Interests

no bank accounts for all that....

I'd like to meet:

movie stars, people that say" I won't amount to a pile of shit if I was lucky" , my sole mate, and her kids, or family, or pets. I'd like to meet more of a religious person so that I can conversate about things that don't envolve the topic SEX....

Music:

I like all the music in the world that is not hard to dance too, I like to dance close with a special someone, OH. Plus the sounds of a cracking flames , on a nice soft carpet w/ some thizz.....oohhweee..div style='font-size: 11pt;'

P, Master - Lay Low
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Movies:

Awe, they don't have any real intresting titles. My life is a movie.

Heroes:

Are for kids.