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Black Bear Santos

I gotta get to the gym. This ass isn't going to lick itself!

About Me

hello! its me, the one you know only as "santos" (even though I don't like being called that, but when did that ever make a difference). i highly enjoy the arts and food. singing is probably my favorite thing to do even though i still get kinda scared to do it in front of people. I'm a good listener and enjoy helping people out with their problems. I'm probably the prissiest looking tom boy you will ever meet, but trust me I'm scrappy. I'm competitive to a fault. I'm quite absurd, to say the least and I like seeing reactions to shocking things. I moved around a lot as a child and therefore transfered schools a ton growing up. I'm good at baking and tetherball, however I suck majorly at mowing the lawn, sewing, not walking into awkward situations, and comprehending when people hit on me (ha). I'm pretty freaking blunt most of the time, which is not meant to be mean. I just call it as I see it. A dream job for me would be to be on SNL. Oh yes, I am an advocate for political incorrectness and anything and everything offensive as long as it is done intelligently and humourously. Hopefully I have done a sufficient job of scaring away the weak and all that remain are the people who already know all of the things I listed above and are fully aware and thankful for the fact that I am retarded. Have a delightful day!

My Interests

Music, Singing, Acting, Broadway, Fashion, Old fashioned things, Eating, Shoes, Movies, Disney Princesses, forensic science, marine animals, ancient history, not being sarcastic in the slightest bit. . . did I already mention eating? Disinterests include: RANDY NEWMAN, Stephen Segal, Columbo reruns, anything involving Daphne Rubin-Vega, potatoes, poor bathroom ettiquite, intolerance of race or sexual orientation, Kevin Costner, catty girls, pigs, Frank the Rabbit, skin abnormalities

I'd like to meet:

Billy Joel, Christopher Walken, Bernadette Peters, Clive Owen, Conan O'Brien, Kate Winslet, Stephen Sondheim, Audra McDonald. . . so pretty much no one else unless i already know you.

Music:

Showtunes (sans RENT and Hairspray), I like basically anything Sondheim, Sweeney Todd, She Loves Me, Carousel, Rocky Horror, The Secret Garden, Into the Woods, Les Mis, my favorite Broadway singers are Audra McDonald, Marin Mazzie, Bernadette Peters, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Robert Westenberg, Michael Ball, and Lea Salonga. Other stuff includes Billy Joel, Madonna, David Bowie, Queen, Rolling Stones, Opera (Joan Sutherland is my favorite singer), U2 (none of the new shit), Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blondie, No Doubt, most forms of classic rock, bad 80's music. I'm not going to be an ass and try to sound worldly and say I like everything, because I really don't.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Gone With the Wind, Chicago, L.A. Confidential, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Lion King, West Side Story, Waiting for Guffman, Beauty and the Beast, Anchorman, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Fargo, the DVDs in my wonderous Stephen Sondheim box set

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Strangers with Candy, Sex and the City, House, South Park, Seinfeld, and The Office. My newest obcession is Arrested Development. It deserved a bigger audience, especially with such a talented cast of actors. and the writing! don't get me started!

Books:

I read mostly plays. A Streetcar Named Desire is my all time favorite play. Other ones I really really like are The Glass Menagerie, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (no pattern here, is there?), A Lie of the Mind, Long Day's Journey Into Night, Agnes of God, and Neil Simon's Eugene Morris Jerome trilogy

Heroes:

Vivien Leigh, Catwoman, Bernadette Peters, Audra McDonald, Madeline Kahn, Gilda Radner

My Blog

The most dangerous game

Its hunting people. Just skip to the bottom of this blog if you want the non quasi poetic explaination of love the battlefield. But seriously, the most dangerous game that (usually) doesn't involve gu...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:25:00 PST

I know things now

There are a few things that I've learned along my way that I feel are very important for me to call back on these days and maybe a few that may help others. KNOW WHO YOU ARE. This is quite possibly th...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:50:00 PST

not a day goes by

What though the radiance' Which was once so bright Is now forever taken from my sight Though nothing can bring back the hour, Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower; We will grieve not, rat...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Sat, 10 May 2008 05:43:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:31:00 PST

ch-ch-ch-changes

well. another year. how about that. . . things i never thought would happen, things i never would have done in a million years i did, and i found myself being suprised at every turn. it wasn't by...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:50:00 PST

the miller’s son

I have realized recently that people can only hurt me if I allow them to. If I don't include a certain person in my life then they are in no position to hurt me. Its hard for me to accept sometimes th...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:56:00 PST

walking in space

i have been in a strange funk as of lately. not a bad one, per se. strange. different sides of me are dying to come out and i'm fighting against my urges to let them out less and less. its kinda nice ...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:16:00 PST

I got life

I  went to kutztown yesterday to visit my new apartment and I am really getting excited for this coming semester. I have a feeling there is going to be a great change about it, though I don't kno...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

A Fire in Me

Every day I wake up, sometimes I go to work for 8 hours, I come home, eat, go online, retire to my room to daydream and listen to music, and I sleep. Sometimes I don't work that day. Sometimes I just ...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

Hold On

There are many things I learned from all the happenings from this year and I would like to write them out as not to forget them. 1) You have to pursue what you love, no matter what. At least try ...
Posted by Black Bear Santos on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:49:00 PST