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Basically I am the weirdest kid you will ever meet, & you'll either love me, or hate me for it. My name is Sarah Elizabeth. My birthday is August 2nd & I am eighteen years old. My favorite color is green which is extremly important. I am a Freshman at CVCC I plan on doing my time there then moving on & becoming a history teacher... when I grow up of course. I attend Thaxton Baptist Church, I love it there. My relationship with God is growing stronger every day and I strongly believe that prayer can relieve you of any adverse situation. I date the most amazing guy/hottest baseball player on the face of the planet we've been together for a pretty long time, and I couldn't be happier about that. I know, it sounds normal enough so far but heres weirdness that is... me.
First of all I am what you would refer to as "a Hoss" basically it means, "I'm large and in charge" and I kick ass, literally. I enjoy acting like an idiot non-stop so I obviously don't embarrass easy. I like to do things my own way too, which is different than the way most other people do things. I take pride in singing badly while dancing badly of course, its funnier that way. I am also the worlds messiest eater so I tuck napkins in my shirt collar, and of course being messy comes hand in hand with clumsy... basically I'm a huge klutz. I am actually so clumsy and off balance doctors have decided I have vertigo... look it up... it takes one uncoordinated person to get diagnosed with a medical word meaning you fall over, &/or walk into things alot. I am also the worlds worst driver if you check out the back of my car (his name is Huey the Buey)you'll notice that I frequently have late night unintentional meetings with mailboxes this could be due to the fact that I'm a bad driver, possibly that my A.D.D. has kicked in & I'm not paying attention or the most likely reason I was singing my negro jams at the top of my lungs and forgot to look behind me, haha. Anyways, I have a terrible laugh... it's like a cross between a demon posessed child and fingernails on a chalk bord, I hear it's a big turn on... haha. Speaking of turn ons, Brett Farve, Marcus Giles, Chipper Jones, & Kasey Kahne (oh & DJ too I guess, haha) have a few surprising things in common, first they are in my opinion the best of the best in sports, oh yea and I plan on marrying each and every one of them at one point in my life, for their hot bods of course. I am beyond in love with baseball, football, and racing if you know me then thats more than clear. I also love old people, I tend to adopt them, thats sooo not weird though. I think thats me in a nut shell. I'm more than content with my life, regardless of the lemons it hands me at times. Anyways if you ever need me my sn is, BigPimpinSarah89 feel free to hit it up... "Peace out"
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