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About Me

fandango is almost reaching the five year anniversary of doing nothing, so now we do something. fandango is above labels, above weather forecasts, and above the rim if we've been eating our wheaties. fandango is responsible for everything good in your life and your problems are the result of not embracing fandango. fandango loves those that need to loved and hates those that need to be hated. fandango smokes a pack of candy cigarettes a day. you cannot ask to join fandango nor can you ask to leave fandango. other companies can be as mystical as fandango, but are merely cheap imitations. fandango is everything yet nothing. it is alive yet dead. it is beautiful yet ugly. it is loved yet hated. if you bring fandango into your heart, you will be rewarded on a level that most will never comprehend... the whole concept of fandango is that you aren't afraid to run what ya brung, you're not afraid to have fun, you're not afraid to take the uncharted path and you don't need someone to direct you to some ridiculous pigeon hole in society to make you happy. oh, and fandango is totally about paying a hundred dollars to anyone with video of them chasing down a moose and killing it with their bare hands. dead serious. fandango is the icebreaker on the artic ocean of life. fandango is dumb enough to lead and not cash in on it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

do you run what you brung? have you ever spent more than an hour deciding what to eat? have you ever wrecked on your bike from laughing? have you ever said to yourself, "man, i may be a little kooked today."? have you ever thought about wearing a fake beard? than you might want to meet fandango. oh yeah, kevin costner and zz top, too.

My Blog

what the fuck is going on?

fandango news! stickers that don't shit the bed in ten minutes soon! shirts as soon as i pay the fine folks of oldham county, ky for a traffic infraction and get paid twice more. maybe. i've got...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 19:59:00 GMT

stickers

i made some today. two designs. green or black colors so far. they are see thru. the five year wait is over...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:55:00 GMT

ah hell no

it starts tommorrow. products being produced. who said drinking was a bad thing? it's paying for the fandango empire. recycle, people, recycle! nick smith signature shirt out w...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:22:00 GMT

fandango news

if there's one thing that fandango is good at, it's not doing a damn thing. no company has promised so much and delivered so little. i'm not lying anymore we will have stuff either when no...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:46:00 GMT

shirts

the only thing stopping them is my inability to get a design that i like finalized and that the art store is closed for the day. there will be a limited run for the flow reopening. they wi...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 16:03:00 GMT

oh shit!!!

frank is back in charge. he scored a fat discount deal on supplies so the team will be able to get paid. fandango ain't cadillacing no more, so if you work here, coughzachcough, you better...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:34:00 GMT

hiatus

fandango runs off of diesel motors. in the winter it's hard to get things started. that and the head banana has gone bananas and is going on a vision quest. be patient, things will c...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 15:59:00 GMT

the slack

ends soon. i've been busy playing with dolls for cash and going on the grim reaper ohio skatepark tour. stickers will be late, but, hells bells, fandango is a bmxer run company.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:21:00 GMT

news

you know what there isn't enough of in bmx? pimp cups. we are filling that void. i meant to make stickers this morning, but i woke up in the afternoon. how pro is that? ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:42:00 GMT

jimmy levan

if i could afford it, i'd pay an outrageous amount of cash for him to ride for fandango. he's that iconic. seriously.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:09:00 GMT