Nate

I really enjoy ironed shirts, country music, finding golf balls, hand-eye co-ordination, seeing how many envelopes I can lick in an hour and then trying to break that record, natives, and all other types of ill' feces. My main hobbies are video taping plastic bags, standing on one foot, reading quotes, letting children search for candy in my pockets and teasing the blind. I also enjoy eating mayonnaise, beating up elderly quadriplegics, and stealing womens magazines. I hope i haven't offended anyone with my terrible brand of humor, but seriously my Mom says I'm funny!