Riding BMX, Partying, Trashing Hotel Rooms, Girls, Going to Concerts, basically anything where choas pretty much is the main factor
I'd like to meet:
GOD, WHY NOT? AT LEAST THEN I CAN GET A HEADS UP, CAUSE I'VE HEARD THE WORDS "GO TO HELL" QUITE A FEW TIMES IN MY LIFE.....HOPEFULLY THAT'S NOT A SIGN HUH, LOL.....I'M RETARDED.
Name: Kevin Monroe
Birthdate: July 6th 1984
Birthplace: Logan UT
Current Location: Jacksonville NC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Weight: 155
Piercings: none
Tatoos: oh hell yeah, half sleeves, stomach, back, shoulder, ass....yeah i definitely have some tats
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: single as hell again.....
Overused Phraze: Jackpot! i don't even know where i got it from, i've just been saying it entirely way too much lately
FAVORITES
Food: yeah i could eat
Candy: naw, i'm not a health freak but i don't touch candy, cake, pie, ice-cream.....not for me.
Number: 7
Color: black
Animal: the ferocious wombat....lol,
Drink: Mt. Dew of course
Alcohol Drink: I'd have to say beer, i do like beer.....
Bagel: that's a terrible question?.....who cares what bagels people like
Letter: another shitty question, seriously, who has a favorite letter?
Body Part on Opposite sex: hmmm..........legs and ass......
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke,
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The king wins that one hands down
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon!
Hot tea or Ice tea: fuck tea
Chocolate or Vanilla is this one of those, "lets find out if he's racist" questions....i'll pick the safe bet and say chocolate...
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: throw some baileys in that coffee and i'm down.
Kiss or Hug: kiss, hugs are for the "friend"....that's not this guy
Dog or Cat: dude dogs
Rap or Punk: Punk, i think it's safe to say that rap is dead....way to go Atlanta, putting out stupid ass "snap-yo-fingers" raps....so gay....h aha ha hah aha
Summer or Winter: ah crap, i know this one....let's see, fire trucks are red....sky is blue.....hmmm....carry the 4......got it! both dude, summer i can chill at the beach, winter i can go snowboarding.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: Love i guess.....
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i pass the hell out
Most Missed Memory: nap time in kindergarten....
Best phyiscal feature: i have an outstanding looking left little finger.
First Thought Waking Up: whoa, smells like sex in here.....where are my pants?
Goal for this year: get out of the marine corp and not fail miserably at being a civillian again
Best Friends: Harley, Kyle, Justin, Austin, Pat, Jody, Michelle, J aka the silver bullet....lol, dude there's a bunch of you guys, if i failed to mention you, get over it.
Weakness: Girls....straight up
Fears: horses.....those damn things scare the hell outta me....i don't know why. but i hate them, and they hate me equally.
Heritage: Irish and Scottish
Longest relationship: 9 months....what a great failed engagement....i hope all you bastards can experience that at least once in your lives.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: oh yeah, look at my pics
Ever been Drunk: once again.....look at my pics. god bless alcohol
Ever been beaten up: yeah, i don't want to talk about it
Ever beaten someone up: yeah, who hasn't.
Ever Shoplifted: oh yeah......dude i was a shit head when i was younger
Ever Skinny Dipped: hell yeah good times
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yeah, probablly more than my unclean lips should
Been Dumped Lately: uh no, i was actually the dumper, not the dumpee this time
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: the fact that she has eyes is good enough for me....lol, no seriously i don't care
Favorite Hair Color: dark.....i had a bad experience with blonde
Short or Long: whatever, as long as it looks sexy, cause i'll let you know if you look retarded
Height: shorter than me.
Style: i don't really care, i'm not big in the clickish bullshit. as long as she's smart, funny, and not a pushover then we're good..i hate people with no spine
Looks or Personality: oh here we go, way to make me look like an asshole.....you know i'm gonna say looks...hell everyone would....bullshit, now i look like a fuckin douche..thank you for giving me this opportunity to look like an asshole on myspace....
Hot or Cute hot is cute, and cute is hot....right?....same thing
Drugs and Alcohol: whatever
Muscular or Really Skinny: not really skinny, but i do like smaller girls.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 3, the marine corp being one of them.
What country do you want to Visit: Not Iraq again. I'm thinking Australia, or Ireland
How do you want to Die: i want to be 90 years old and go bungee jumping without the bungee part of it.....so i guess you could say i just want to bail off a cliff when i'm 90.
Been to the Mall Lately: no but i need to, i have no clothes! my shit got jacked right before i went to iraq.
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Get along with your Parents: yeah i'd say we're good
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: dude have you seen me? i'm sexy as hell.
Believe in Yourself: yeah why not?
Want to go to College: not really, but i have to
Do you Smoke: what kind of question is that?
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: no i love smelling like shit....of course i shower daily, who doesn't
Been in Love: yeah and a few times where i thought i was in love...but apparently if you forget you're even dating someone...that's not love....whatever, i'm single again!
Do you Sing: yeah usually when i think nobody is listening and somebody always is....
Want to get Married: yeah
Do you want Children: yeah like 2, unless i have 2 girls, then i'm gonna have as many as it takes to get a boy.
Have your future kids names planned out: yeah, shit machine 1 and 2.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i'll lie to you and say i haven't lost it yet, if it makes you feel better.
Hate anyone: yeah, the female that just read this and said "what a shallow prick"
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
ROCK, FUCKIN PERIOD.
Movies:
HALF BAKED, ANCHORMAN, AND THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME CHEECH AND CHONGS UP IN SMOKE.
Books:
yeah......about that......not a big reader....
Heroes:
ANYONE WITH A DD214 (discharge papers from the military)
