The Bildo Biography: authored by Mr. Raymond J. Peraino Jr. ( http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro
file&friendid=320042 ):
"Ladies, Bill is the total package. Everything you could ever desire and more. He is sure to enchant you with the Shakespeare-esque romantic poetry that flows from his full lips, make you quiver with his touch, cause you to sweat at the mere sight of his Greek god-like body, and wow you with his vast and worldly knowledge. He has what some critics consider the worlds most scrutinizing palate for fine Italian red wines and French cheeses. A major shareholder in some of the worlds top corporate stocks and a two-time NY Times Best Selling author for his works on both biochemistry and robo-economics, he is also schooled in charcuterie, an award winning cricket player, a man steeped in medieval history, unparalleled in his knowledge of art, and a lover of animals. Owner of the new England Refuge for Rare Norwegian Pipe Monkeys, Bill splits his time between his castle in the highlands of Ireland, his waterfront villa on the Italian Rivera, a brownstone in NYC, and a hunting lodge on his own piece of Yellowstone national park that was left to him by Teddy Roosevelt himself. TRULY the men of men."
And this wonderful description of my beard was written by none other than Matthew Healey ( http://www.myspace.com/matthealey ):
"The feel of Bill's facial hair is like a cloud; in fact, Charmin Ultra Toilet Paper researched and patented this sensation. Today, 20 million Americans wipe their ass with the same wondrous feeling you'd get as if Bill were down there himself."
