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Bridge of Khazad-Dûm

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About Me

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

My Blog

high endurance

So last night I joined ">John and his friend, the spectacular MC, to a show at the Knitting Factory.  It was pretty awesome.  I had no idea who we were seeing.  Apparently Michelle knows Aerodrone, th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:57:00 GMT

Falling Slowly

So I dunno how i acquired this picture but the boy on the left is hella adorable. So is the boy in the middle. He's a hobbit. Hell they're all hot. my god. Can they be my Dream Dates!? the trio p...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:51:00 GMT

because mostly I’m lonely.


Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:34:00 GMT

Love Always Remains

I wanna ask you--Do you ever sit and wonder, it's so strange that we could be together forso long, and never know, never care. What goes on in the other one's head?Things I've felt but I've never said...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:52:00 GMT

i didn’t really need my left arm. it was just my jacking arm.

so that's my car after last night. I know right!? Well, ok, that's not my car. but that's what my car looks like now. Ok, not exactly. Actually, it may not be as bad as that. I know my rear bumpe...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:23:00 GMT

You’ll never be alone again

One of her babies is rotting in the sun and the other one was found drowned in the ocean.Her mom and dad are in their van crushed and bloated, and her husband was thrown from his fishing boat. So ple...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

be the hero

My girlfriend says, I can't wear her clothes anymore. She says, I look just like a 10 dollar whore.I don't care how my family feels; this dress says 'sex' with grandmother's heels.I just want to go b...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:29:00 GMT

my neck, my back

no head, no heart, no hurry, no hate, no fun, no muss, no city, no state,no card, no kid, no call, no kiss, no book, no bread, no hit, no miss,no tears, no laugh, no love, no sin, no hand to put my ha...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:26:00 GMT

Satan said dance

So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her fiancé seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth. She was seated next to this man... she had tried to star...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:19:00 GMT

At the bottom of everything

We live on a mountain, right at the top. There's a beautiful view from the top of the mountain.Every morning I walk towards the edge and throw little things off like: car-parts, bottles and cutlery, ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:29:00 GMT