Enlistment Oaths |
Enlistment Oaths US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT"I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to theUNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, becausethe Mar...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:21:00 GMT |
Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
Work Pooping |
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the survival guide for taking a dump at the office.CROP DUSTING: When f...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:07:00 GMT |
A Real Friend |
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:03:00 GMT |
What Servers Already Know & Everyone Should Learn |
The next time you're out eating at a resturant, look at your server. Do you think they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but its what we do, and we do it for the m...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:45:00 GMT |
