Titties, Whisky, Pro Wrestling, all types of sports and
Things you wouldn't Understand. Just bascially having a good time and shit.
I'd like to meet:
First and foremost RZA, THE GZA, ODB (R.I.P), Inspectah Deck, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, U-God, Masta Killa,and the M.E.T.H.O.D MAN.
Also would love to meet any
Sluts and my Ex Wife whoever she will be. I would also love to hang out with Jesus Christ one day, any nigga that can turn water into wine must be a riot at a party. I would love to hang out with The Nature Boy Ric Flair woooooooooooo,Christian Cage(my favroite wrestler of all time),Maria Kanellis I can't wait for Playboy. ,
Woody Harleson(very underated as an actor),Molly Holly, Kid Rock, Tajiri, George Clooney ,David Spade, Donald Faison, Charles Barkley, The Rock, Kevin James, Adriana Lima, Al Pacino, Adam Sandler, Richard Pryor, Ramon The Famous Porno Guy, , Ice Cube, Robert De Niro, Woody Paige, Tony Kornhoiser, Drew Brees,Ladinian Tomlinson, Steve Buscemi, Paul Wall,Jimmy Kimmel, Tommy Chong, Natalie Portman. All the Cast from that novela Clase 406 That show kicked ass.
Music:
I love everything from Rock to Country to Rap to Cumbias to well you get the point, everything except fucking jazz, that shit is for the birds. Favroite Artists,Frank Sinatra, Hombres G, Wu Tang Clan, Pharcyde, NAS, Old School NWA, Def Leppard, Sublime, Green Day, Mana, Calle 13, Reik, Los Tigres Del Norte, Moeina, Alexs Syntex, Juanes,Los Invasores De Nuevo Leon,Intocable, Fito Olivares, George Strait, Merle Hagar, Brad Paisley, Lil Wayne, Waylon Jennings, Old School Fugees, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, U2, Rancid,The White Stripes, and of course the delightful raps of my drunk uncles. "Soy Del Barrio, estoy con Mario." "Me Dicen que tengo una grande verga, la viejas no se kejan. La Neta Galleta. A tu esposa le embaro el moco, siempre ando bien coco."
Movies:
Midget Porno, Heat, Scarface, Office Space, Urban Cowboy, Blood In Blood Out,The Ladies Man, Napeleon Dynamite, Kingpin, Half Baked, Outside Providence, I love all those Kevin Smith movies(Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)The New Guy, The Wedding Singer, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Crash, Citizen Kane,The Godfather 1 and 2,Sin City,Borat, Goodfellas, Swingers,Blow, and of course the Mexican Porno "Tu Mama Se La Chupa A Pancho El Ancho"
Television:
Probably the Show I watch Religously is Jimmy Kimmel Live!! I love that fuckers Dry Sense of Humor. Another Show I absouletly love is Scrubs. I wanna Pee in Sarah Chalke's ass.
Monday Night Raw, TNA IMPACT, WWE Smackdown,CMLL Wrestling, Cold Pizza, Mike and Mike in the Morning, SportsCenter, Family Guy, King of Queens,King of The Hill, South Park,The Colbert Report, Best Week Ever and The Soup(I love learning about celebrites since I will be one soon enough), How I Met Your Mother, The War at Home, Around the Horn(Woody Paige is my nigga)
Pardon the Interpution, THE BEST TV SHOW OF ALL FUCKING TIME SEINFELD. THE BEST NOVELA OF ALL TIME CLASE 406 Beavis and Butthead(only when I'm stoned) speaking of getting stoned, have you ever smoked out and then watched Rugrats in Spanish high. That shit will wig you the fuck out. "Oye Chucky eres un baboso."
Books:
I read a lot of those nerdy Men's Magazines. Maxim, FHM, Stuff, You get the point. I always read the Sports Page of the Local Newspaper. Favroite Books, "Rain of Gold", "Hunchback of Notre Dame", "Confessions of a Yakuza", "The Bible" "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas." "DiscoBlood Bath 2000" I also read a shit load of Pro Wrestlers Bio's. The Rock, Kurt Angle, Ric Flair, Eddie Guerrro and Freddie Blassies were my favroites. Right now reading the Bill Clinton Biography.
Heroes:
Also Can't Forget Mia WallaceAnd
