Topher of EPIC, Thy Name Productions

About Me

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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, ever rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of laborers, the genius of its scientists and the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron" -Dwight Eisenhower
"Freedom of the press is gauranteed to those that own one." -A.J. Liebing
"Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends-life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness- it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government." -Thomas Jefferson
I am also a huge fucking NERD!!!
Did I also mention how suave I am?Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, Christopher Reeves, Christopher Walken (haha, reeves is crippled) and the film crew and stars of "Hard Rock Zombies"....oh and, If your not a dick. go for it. If you'd like to chat and your not a prick: .. t0pherthyname - IM that and I'll probably be there

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Family Guy
Simpsons,
The Boondocks
Metal Aslyum
and just fuse for the most part
So im sitting here in my chair...and im thinking to myself...Hey, topher... what do you think butter lambs represent? Lamb, which is mostly used to resemble the son of god, aka....jesus. Butter, a fattening subtense make from the happiness and non-electric hearts of the amish. now you gotta ask yourself....why? y both? are they saying that jesus is for fatty's whos electricity got turned off? are they saying that within time...religion will melt just like the butter? or are they refering to the body of christ being delicous and massively slippery on a penis? I suppose the answer is out there...but it is rather hard to tell. Churn the sands of time, micheal. and what do you find? jelly camels? mayo parrots? no...FUCKIN BUTTER LAMBS. Thus, why we only get them....on easter.

Books:

The Bible
The Torah
The Quran
basically anything with prophets and a funny ending...oh and helter skelter, stephen king, history books...Told you, im a nerd.

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, now there is a hero. But is Kurt really dead? No. that is the answer you are looking for. Not many people know this...but Sir Cobain of Seattle, or "Kurt" is actually a knight sent from the dark ages for the sole purpose of slaying dragons, saving maidens, and honor the long but forgotten code of chivalry. Kurt is not dead mind you, but he faked his own death in order for solitude when slaying these mystical creatures from beyond. Actually to be precise, Kurt faked his own death after watching the box office hit, "Dragon Heart". NOT to be confused with "DragonLord" who is a band form sweden, but also the enemy of mankind. That movie got to his head...it was then kurt was no longer that silly, yet masculine squire everyone mocked and pityed while whined on and on about box's shaped like hearts and some maiden named polly. For he was a knight of the old code, and nothing, NOTHING, will stop him from retrieveing the grail! I THWART YOUR INSOLENCE WITH PATHETIC HYMNS OF TEENAGE ANGST! DAMN YOU! YOUR WORDS ARE POISON!...anyone care for a gobstopper? you cant have jolly ranchers, those are for coronas.
God Bless You Toby Radloff