Lest I forget my youth...
How To Appear In A Hipster Photoblog: - Don't look directly at the camera, look off to the side as if to indicate that something really cool is happening. But please, don't be excited that something cool is happening. -- If you MUST look at the camera, be sure to make a pouty/kissy face. And don't try to be ironic, it won't translate. -- Anybody can kiss a member of the opposite sex, only cool people can pull of same sex kisses. Caution: Ladies, don't look like you're into it, otherwise you might end up on Collegehumor instead... and you don't want that. -- Show your breasts. And don't forget be angry/disinterested while doing so. Once again, you don't want to come off like a drunken sorority girl who's doing it for attention. They're sluts, you're unique and artsy. -- Guys, show your breasts. More specifically, show your breast (singular). Try to go with the one-handed shirt lift for maximum effect. Oh, and if you look bored while doing so you'll appear to be making a social statement... or something. -- Look terrified, like you've never had your picture taken before. Channel the Amish for inspiration. -- If you have sunglasses... and you're inside... and it's nighttime... wear them. Totally. -- When in doubt, grab the nearest breast. -- If you're the DJ, make it look like you're actually doing something technical. Like pretend to adjust the tempo, or hold your headphones to one side to let people know that you're cueing up your next sick track. -- Cigarettes : Hipsters :: Wheelchairs : Cripples. Don't leave home without them. -- If you're black, look angry. In order to pull this off you need to remember two things: 1) Keep a white girl nearby to show that everything is okay, and 2) Make sure you're not wearing something ghetto-y, otherwise you'll look like you walked into Happy Ending on the wrong night. -- Not sure what you're going to wear? Who needs a shirt when you can always just tape x's over your nipples? It's both practical and affordable. -- You know that little straw they give you to mix your drinks? Drink out of it. It gives you an excuse to suck in your cheeks. -- If you're ever 6-12 inches away from a vagina, make sure you stick your tongue out.