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About Me

New profile “17 Year Old Boy – Out Of Cold Water – Into Hot.” It was a 1959 headline in the Bellingham Herald. But it has also been the story of my life. At that time I was running with a guy named Jim. We had gone to a pawn shop for some reason and (unknown to me) he had stolen a diamond ring. Somehow my mother had gotten word of the theft. The surprise I got made me wonder where her information had come from. I was asked to come to the police station – a frequent event in those days. I read a document on someone’s desk (I was adept at reading upside down) that said Virginia Jones (Yep – Mom) was the informant. It was concerning that ring. I was left in a waiting area and it only took a moment to realize that I could leave – no one was watching me. I cannot but believe that if I had walked out at a normal pace no one would have noticed but the second I got out the door I took off running. It was winter – cold - icy and I was wearing a heavy Navy P-coat. Peering back as I ran I spotted several officer had exited the station and were hot on my tail. I ran along the edge of the creek for a few yards and realized they were gaining on me. I jumped into the creek – coat and all and began “swimming” downstream as fast as I could. It was not fast enough and I was not athletic enough. There were officers on both sides of the creek awaiting my arrival at whichever bank I went to. They fished me out and gave me about 45 days to dry off. The local paper then exhibited the aforementioned headline.
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My Interests

--------------------------------------------To read some of my poetry click: http://www.postpoems.com/members/renaissance633/

I'd like to meet:

Long Live the KingThe king is old, the castle cold. His subjects are all ghosts. A teardrop falls, with trembling lips he remembers what he misses most. The warmth of a woman in his arms - his bed to warm his back and rest his head. He laughs and jokes to all the folks to cover all his emptiness. He's only a shell and hides his hell with incisive wit's impertinence. The smell of her hair still lingers there and cuddling is only a memory. He longs for her warmth and loving arms to melt away the lonely. They say life goes on but it's really gone. He's lonely but he's free. We pay with our life for what it gives us and earn the wage with which we pay. His life is gone but he lingers on because with himself he has to stay. DJ

Music:


"What Was I Thinkin'"----"Beer For My Horses"----"I Love this Bar"----"A Little Less Conversation"----"Polk Salad Annie"----"It's Not Unusual"----"Sexbomb"----"Big Boy Toys"----"Hey Doll Baby"----"Tennessee Bird Walk"----"Seven Spanish Angels" (Elvis, Tom Jones, Willie Nelson, Tim McGraw, Barbra Streisand, Randy Travis, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald. Linda Rondstadt, and more)www.playlist.com playlist additem 1928174?destination2=http://search.playlist.com/tracks/beer for my horses

Movies:

"Good Will Hunting----Slingblade, The Client----Tombstone----The Outlaw Josie Wales----The Count of Monte Cristo----Les Miserables----Last of the Dogmen----Quigley Down Under----Far and Away----Horse Whisperer----Bridges of Madison County----Rob Roy, and more." Steven Seagal----Tom Sellick----Charles Bronson----Clint Eastwood----Harrison Ford----Susan Sarandon----Demi Moore----Russell Crowe----Matt Damon----Al Pacino----Mel Gibson----Bruce Willis, and more. Turnoffs: science fiction, musicals, and most comedies.

Television:

CSI----Cold Case Files----City Confidential----American Justice----Discovery Channel----The History Channel----The Learning Channel----Animal Planet, etc. My TV stays on while I sleep. I wake up if it goes off.

Books:

*Aborigines: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber. They fertilize----Abscond: to "move in a mysterious way" often with the property of another----Amnesty: The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish----Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense----Arrest: Formally to detain one accused of unusualness----Fool: One whose opinion varies considerably from my own----Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband----Beg: To ask for something with an earnestness proportionate to the belief that it will not be given----Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen----All of the above are samples from "The Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce. (My favourite reference book) "Wise men have something to say. Fools have to say something."

Heroes:

You have heard the adage, “My heroes have always been cowboys?” There is a reason for that. My heroes are cowboys, teachers, comedians, wise men, construction workers, loggers, mechanics, farmers, and anyone else who does the actual labor of the land. People who know what you’re thinking and what you’re talking about sometimes before you even say it and often word it better than you could have, lovers, mothers, athletes, disabled persons, children, and anyone with someone else in charge of them. These are the workers and philosophers of the world. These are the people that have to struggle and work to make a life even with the handicap of having someone else tell them (often erroneously) what to do. The ones I cannot stand are the authority figures, the politicians, supervisors, bosses, landlords, government workers, street cops, the warmongers, generals, and other great creators of chaos disguised as uniformity. and others that tell you what to do even if it’s wrong to screw you up and slow you down.

My Blog

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I'll give you two dimes for a nipple
Posted by Professor on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:03:00 PST

Subject: Advice from Snopes

Here is a nice little tidbit of information that came my way this morning. So if any of you are wondering why I didn't return something to you that said something like "if I don't get this back I'll.....
Posted by Professor on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:16:00 PST

Bad judgement concerning Iraq...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 4:38 AM Here is one writer's interpretation of both irony and the misinterpretation of facts. I will omit names at the moment for sake of one mother I consider a dear friend b...
Posted by Professor on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:24:00 PST

Floyd Eugene "Joe" Garrison

Once again here is an appeal to anyone in the Spokane area knowing my good friend (from long ago) Floyd Eugene "Joe" Garrison to write to me and let me know if he is alive or dead. I would like to do ...
Posted by Professor on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:40:00 PST

Coffee keeps you awake...

I filled my coffee cup and nuked it for 2 minutes to make sure it was plenty hot. I added a scoop of slimfast (or a similar) powder and mixed well. I took it to my bedside and set it on the table ther...
Posted by Professor on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:23:00 PST

PostPoems URL correction

It was pointed out to me that my URL for PostPoems needed an update so here it is: http://www.postpoems.com/members/renaissance633/...
Posted by Professor on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:57:00 PST

Being human

Because I was born a human I am ignorant. I am a jerk. I am a moron. I am a mental midget. I never matured past the approximate age of 14. I believe and repeat most of what I am told and say I "learne...
Posted by Professor on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

Why Lie About It

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile ...
Posted by Professor on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:59:00 PST

Families - so good I posted it everywhere

Families go through life taking each other for granted, not saying "I love you" enough or letting each other know that they care and are happy that they are there. I want you all to know how happy a...
Posted by Professor on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

Laughter

An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. - Ambrose Bierce
Posted by Professor on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST