Jam

Jam"ee" not "ie"

shortyard4

About Me

I only made this profile so I could look at peoples' profiles. Don't expect any updates ever. Yes, my hamster has over 300 friends on MySpace.

My Interests

Weaseling out of things is important for the Boy to learn! It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

I'd like to meet:

Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in his-tor-eee. From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree... AAAHHH!

Music:

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!

Movies:

I like men now!

Television:

mmmmm... pistol whip...

Books:

I've never been a man who believed, but if you're up there, PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN!

Heroes:

I've gone back in time to when disosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!

My Blog

Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, itwould now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original$1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:30:00 PST

That’s the first time that’s ever happened again!

This is an actual quote I heard this morning on the news:   "It's hard to predict those unpredictable storms."   Really?
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST

High School Reunion Scavenger Hunt

High School Reunion Scavenger Hunt Who... Got knocked up? Got married?  (Bonus Points if they married someone in our class) Got divorced? (Bonus Points if more than one divorce) Got fat? ...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:42:00 PST

Congrats Class Of 2007!

10 years ago, I grad'd from PVHS.  Lastnight I was in town for 4 hours to see my youngest brother be part of the graduating class of 2007.  My favorite part was seeing all the inflatable toy...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

April 20th

Mouse's birthday. Columbine. Grandpa Claude. The last time I talked to someone that I loved. The first time he confessed his true feelings and asked.   This day means so much more to me than you ...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

Happy St. Patty's

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can begood for your liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"?I meant Irish people.    --Tina Fey
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

There's Something You Should Know

I'm Chris Hansen. I love that show.  So many dirtbags out there.  I mean, who really chats online anymore?  That's so 1999. Anyway, you can't hide on the internet, so don't even try. ht...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

Ugh, I hate that brand...

I went to the bar the other night and told the 'keep, "A glassof your finest Less, please.""'Less'?  Never heard of it," he said."C'mon, sure you have.""No, really, we don't stock it. What is it?...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

The Ironing Is Delicious

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even getinto my own pants.Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with arelative.Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

One HUNDRED... BILLION dollars!

The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion"casually, think about whether you want that politicianspending your tax dollars.A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but oneadverti...
Posted by Jam"ee" not "ie" on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST