shark cunnilingus - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm brandi. people can rarely tell when i'm being serious or not.i don't shower nearly often enough. deal with it.refrain from hitting on me, i'm taken. everyone likes to think they are misunderstood, but i truly am misunderstood.if you dislike me, good, i'm not here to be liked.if you have a presumption about me, you should probably ask me. i respect inquiries but not assumptions.i probably dislike your girlfriend and she probably dislikes me.i'm kind of a recluse.when i'm mad or hurt, i say things i don't really mean, or only mean at that moment.i'm moody. and that doesn't necessarily imply bad moods either. i have crippling ADD.i can be pretty coldblooded.i don't care about your vinyl collection nor your extensive knowledge of music.i've been told im a mental male/female hybrid...i'd agree. i don't "brag" about any of my medicinal/alcohol/illegal past-times, but i'm candid about them. besides, doing them totally makes me a badass.i enjoy the simple things in life.you'll just have to get to know me...... that is, if i let you.if you've read this far, my AIM id is: FightMastitis; my Yahoo id is: sharkcunnilingus. but i prefer you're on my friends list/know me to use them. KTHX.I was not delivered unto this world in defeat, nor does failure course in my veins. I am not a sheep waiting to be prodded by my shepherd. I am a lion, and I refuse to talk, to walk, to sleep with the sheep. I will hear not those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. Let them join the sheep. The slaughterhouse of failure is not my destiny.

My Interests

forensics and dead things. dead things and forensics. him. and lots more.

I'd like to meet:

patrick bateman:her:

Music:

i don't like music. please don't talk to me about it.

Movies:

war movies, mob movies, drug movies, horror flicks, movies that make you think or laugh, sci-fi, especially 80's post-apocalyptic and futuristic flicks. i love quinten tarantino, stanley kubrick, john wayne, monty python

Television:

all forensic tv shows. educational tv. discovery and discovery health channel. history channel. court tv. msnbc. seinfeld. family guy. americas next top model. House M.D., max X, scarred, and pretty much any show where i can laugh at people getting hurt

Books:

friedrich nietzsche, the catcher in the rye, biographies, informative books, biology, true crime, random pointless facts books

Heroes:

be your own hero instead of chasing them. oh and the duke.

My Blog

nietzsche quotes pt. III

Oh, how tired I am of insufficiency! Surpass thyself even in thy neighbour. One must still have chaos in one...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:20:00 PST

nietzsche quotes pt. II

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. Live in dang...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST

nietzsche quotes pt. I

A great value of antiquity lies in the fact that its writings are the only ones that modern men still read with exactness. A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude su...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

thus is life

im excited i found pink lemonade in can 12 packs. ive finally come to terms that you always want what you cant have. the things you can have are bad for you and all you hear is shit for wanting them. ...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST

hypocrites

: lately ive been seeing lots of shit like "kill racist scum" and according bullshit. and i have a few things to say.first off, im not racist, im a misanthrope, i hate everyone equally. and these c...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cuddlesandmuffins is a funny boy

godsavetheczar (10:59:38 AM): prolife or pro choice? cuddlesnmuffins (12:13:33 PM): pro abortion godsavetheczar (12:13:39 PM): good boy cuddlesnmuffins (12:13:42 PM): line em up and suck em out I s...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life, liberty, and genetic screening

this is a paper i wrote my senior year about genetic screening....dont mind all the typos, this wasnt the last draft....who knows where that is....enjoy Life, Liberty, and Genetic Screening ...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

heres spit in your eye

you dont know me, you dont want to know me, you will never know me, and i dont care to know you....piss off
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sex bots say the darndest things

these are some of the more humorous things bots have said that ive collected... wild_stacy503: whats shakin in here? wild_stacy511: looking for love i'm here single_tonya9003: oooo i wanna know! ...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson

a beautiful mind was lost...but wont be forgotten. " To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death of one's own free choice, death at the proper time, with a clear head and w...
Posted by shark cunnilingus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST