Having a great time and making lots of money doing it! I also like to trip on people or on what makes them tick. They are interesting to me as I watch them run around like little animals, lost in their little worlds. Sometimes I like to sit on a bench and just laugh at them all. Each of them thinks they have it figured out yet not one of them agrees. What a humorous little show God has given me to watch. Life is quite enjoyable as long as you stay free from these little animals grips…
I'd like to meet:
Well, now that you brought it up, I'd like to meet my buddy Bin Laden in my back field while I am out shooting. There are some others that I would like to meet out there as well, but for now, they will go un-named.
I also like to meet people who hand out money but I don't seem to meet them often enough. On the more serious side, I would like to meet that special girl who likes to roll and play (or roll-play) and get crazy. You know, that one who is smart but not concedid, easy going but hyper at times, never lets reality get too serious but instead see's the humor in things, likes to do crazy things on a whim but not make an ass of herself, sweet but dominant at times, tough enough to take it and never a winer but soft and sensitive, responsible but not high strung about it and always ready to try something crazy and new! If this is you, I have your glass shoe!
NOT REALLY ABOUT YOURSELF
Stupid Survey!
Name:
R.F. Burns
Birthday:
April 5, 1965
Birthplace:
Westminster, CA.
Current Location:
In a cave on Catalina Island, CA.
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Dirty Blond
Height:
6'3" but I feel 9'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Left Handed/Right Winged
Your Heritage:
Dutch and some Other?
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Found them in the trash...
Your Greatest Weakness:
Women! Why did God have to make them so beautiful yet so complicated?
Your Fears:
Being "normal"
Your Perfect Pizza:
Organic low-carb crust w/fresh organic veggies & fishies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
To rule the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
I hate IM
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I need to pee!!!
Your Best Physical Feature:
Lets just not go there!
Your Bedtime:
Whenever, usually after two AM.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Ajax my dog (the vet killed him) and the boogie man.
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke, used to snort it, now I drink it.
McDonalds or Burger King:
They both suck, I like Jack!
Single or Group Dates:
Single, too many people confuse me.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Nether, they both blow. I like green tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Depends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Wrong and wrong, the answer is, Latte
Do you Smoke:
A Good Cigar on occasion
Do you Swear:
No, but I promise.
Do you Sing:
Always and very loudly!
Do you Shower Daily:
I much prefer to bathe!
Have you Been in Love:
I'm not sure, you mean like the way I love Jesus or?
Do you want to go to College:
Why, so I have an excuse to party?
Do you want to get Married:
Been there, done that. Try again? Maybe, but only if she is wild and fun...
Do you belive in yourself:
What? you mean, do I think I am real? I can feel it when I pinch myself so?
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Moving in what direction?
Do you think you are Attractive:
Well, I don't turn myself on or anything like that!
Are you a Health Freak:
I like to live healthy. Freak? Well, everyones a bit freaky!
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yes, as much as is healthy I guess...
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Only if they strike nearby.
Do you play an Instrument:
Yes, but lets just leave that one alone for now.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes, Nyquill and Listerine mostly.
In the past month have you Smoked:
Yes, but only when I got too hot!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Yes, those freakin doctors!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Yes, the 1st, 2nd and 3rd etc of the month were all dates!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
NO!!! I live on an island so don't asked questions that tick me off!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
This is a racial question and I refuse to answer!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Hmm???, Yes, and it was still moving!
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Yes and everyone is after me now!
In the past month have you been Dumped:
No, I stopped hanging out in dumpsters a few months ago.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Yes, every day during bath time!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Yes, I steel all the girls hearts when I play rock star!
Ever been Drunk:
When I was very young!
Ever been called a Tease:
Who me?
Ever Shoplifted:
I'm not strong enough to lift a shop.
How do you want to Die:
All the way.
What do you want to be when you Grow Older:
Older.
What country would you most like to Visit:
One better than here but they just don't exist!
IN a GIRL...
Favourite Eye Color:
Green
Favourite Hair Color:
Purple, green, blue or ???
Short or Long Hair:
Depends on the style, more different = more better.
Height:
whatever
Weight:
Yes!!!
Best Clothing Style:
Anything that is not boring
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Strange, I forgot!
STUPID BOX
Number of Piercings:
Where? Lets just say that I have several...
Number of Tattoos:
Ziltch/Nada/Zero!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
At the moment all I can say is, taking this survey was one of them!
Music:
Iron Maiden, Queensrique, Led Zeppelin, AC-DC, Blues, Gospel and anything that rocks or makes you roll!
Movies:
Yes, I like a bloody movie on occasion. Anything with lots of fast action!
Television:
Can you think on your own or do you need the media to think for you?
Just think about it like this. TV transmitters require passive receivers! Why do you think they call it programing?
There is just too much fun stuff to do out there so why waste my time watching the boring TV.
Frankly, I HATE TVs!
They are great to shoot my rifle at though...
Books:
The Bible, engineering trade mags & white papers and anything that keeps my mind turbo-charged!
Heroes:
Jesus Christ...
They call me "R.F. Burns".
Good ol' days of Radio!
I sure do miss'em!!!
These days, it's all about looking good on paper...
Remember, always read the instructions!
Be nice to me or this could be you!
Can you feel the heat?
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One more sponge for the road!
More to come soon!
