I'm twenty-one years old, still wearing the wallet chain,
like I was twenty.
I'm wearing my Vans right now,
so high school chicks will think that I can skate.
I'm getting a degree in science,
yet shaking my fists in defiance.
Anyway, I'm not cliché, I hardly own any ties.
I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.
First and most important thing about me: I am a member of the order of the Myspace Ninjas founded by master Paul Hart. We pretty much do secret-y ninja-y stuff alot. Squirrels are cool people and they're going to take over the United States in like the year 2018, so be kind to squirrels because one day they will be your masters and they don't take kindly to being roadkill. "Planet of the Apes" has got nothing on the Squirrel wrath that is to come. 2% Milk is real gay. I think math is cool. If you think that makes me a nerd, then that makes me think I'm gonna make alot more money than you. Oh and just so you know in advance, I would like fries with that. If you look below, you'll find my top 8, which contains only the highest quality peoples ever. (Yes "peoples" was intentional, not a typo) If you would like to be in my top 8 and aren't, I do accept bribes. I accept check, cash, money order, and paypal. If you wanna know more get to know me.
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