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Kelly

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Contrary to popular belief, I do not play Dungeons and Dragons.

My Interests

Let's be real here... perusing the "casual encounters" section on Craigslist, playing video games until I have fused with the couch, taking hot baths to pretend that I'm getting ready for a first date, reading trashy magazines, going to the casino/wishing I was in Vegas again, drinking Bloody Marys, attempting to learn the intricacies of football, pining for new goodies on Sephora, cuddling with my dog, sleeping in

I'd like to meet:

Uma Thurman, David Bowie (especially if he wears his wig and leggings from Labyrinth), Gwen Stefani, James Taylor, The Rock, Patrick Stewart, Joaquin Phoenix, Conan O' Brian, Jack Black and Kyle Gass for a double team

Music:

As long as I can butcher it in karaoke, I'm into it!!

Movies:

Amelie, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, The Lord of the Rings, Moulin Rouge, Hero, Anything with Johnny Depp, Fight Club, Beauty and the Beast, Happy Gilmore, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Something's Gotta Give, Big Fish, The Royal Tenenbaums, 40 year old Virgin, The Usual Suspects, Over the Hedge

Television:

okay... Fresh Prince, Firefly, Fullmetal Alchemist, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Scrubs, Sex and the City, anything on Adult Swim, Seinfeld, sometimes I accidentally watch Frasier and laugh out loud.

Books:

My favorite book is To Kill A Mockingbird, followed closely by those Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark books... man those pictures are CRAZY

My Blog

Weird magazine with things you don’t need... or do you?.....

Every week my uncle comes over to visit, usually my dad makes him lunch followed by watching episodes of old westerns. We also play card games, more specifically Kings in the Corner. He always brings ...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

Found on Craigslist.... Im pretty sure hes looking for me.

I know it's cliche to troll around the personal ads, but it's a pastime that I love. Here's a gem that really made me happy:Hope that this post would finally touch the heart of a woman who sees hersel...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

Just seemed like it was time for a new one

I went to the Mall of America with Trisha last Saturday. Now, this wasn't a normal trip to the Mall. We were on a mission to see some "ETA"s... or "Elvis Tribute Artists" (apparently these folks don't...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

I’ve been tagged. You will want the last 2 minutes of your life back.

Tag!   Tag you're it... You've been tagged too! Here is how you play- once you have been tagged you have to write a BLOG with ten random facts about yourself facts, goals, habits, and in the ...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:11:00 PST

$9/hour for an exceptional applicant.

Will someone please explain to me why employers are so damn uppity about who their next employee is... and then offer you a single digit rate per hour?I'm so tired of reading through job listings (or ...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

me + Laura Linney MORPHING!!

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

Feeling like George Costanza...

... because I am unemployed and living with my parents. I do have a new DS game and a couple of Wii games I can play, but when your 26th birthday has just trampled over you and you spend most of the d...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:28:00 PST

Why can’t I stop writing about this?

It makes for pretty good blogs, that's why.I decide to trek down again, this time at approximately 9:15 p.m. I figure this will give me a chance to see the place without gobs of people running in afte...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Update on the Lifetime visit

Here's how it went:I couldn't find my sports bra. When you are a D, this can be a problem. I decided I wouldn't be jumping around anyway, so I threw on my most supportive non-sexy bra. My workout pant...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

Why is this intimidating??

I decided to try Lifetime Fitness. They have a seven day pass (oooh! Something free!) at their website, so I thought, "what can it hurt?"I am going to go today. Once I get off the computer. Eghhh.... ...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST