Umbilical Bif

One cold night, not oh so very long ago, a pair of very large twin boys were born. Their parents were thrilled, but in the excitement had not noticed that they had actually had triplets. Though the malformed umbilical cord was discarded...it grew. Years later a sound began to eminate from the abandoned stage of a nearby gazebo in a rather strange smelling city park. The water in the park's "lake" had given the now grown third son powers, not very impressive powers, but powers nonetheless. These powers enabled him to play music and write lyrics so pointless that they could only be seen as pure genius or maybe savantism. This is the story of Umbilical Bif. So listen carefully, surfer of myspace,...you just may hear something that you probably wouldn't have heard otherwise.