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Jeremiah (shinfo)

We're the type of cats that bring an axe to a knife fight.

About Me


Hmm......I USED to (I'm trying to quit) smoke menthol cigarettes. I am polyamorous. I'm a hopeless romantic. I love to read (basically a bookworm). I love to write, I write in journals almost everyday. I drink lots of beer (MILLER HIGH LIFE; obviously) and Jack Daniels, I play guitar, I'm sexy as hell ask any of my guy friends, they'll tell you. I love playing music and being in a band, but music is not my life. I love breakdowns and pick slides. My dream job would to be a published author. Red Bull keeps me alive. I hate baby anything (humans, animals, aliens, etc.). I love Vincent Price and long walks on the beach. I hate being fucked with, but I love picking on people. If I pick on you then I must like you. I hate when people take friendship too personally. I despise people in general; humans are basically the lowest life form out there. I'm an 8 year old trapped in a 23 year old's body. I believe doing drugs is overrated and overdone. One of the best feelings in the world that is highly underrated is putting on a brand new pair of socks---I absolutely just love it. I'm a cat person. (I absolutely love my cat, Torrance. She's the 3rd most important female in my life.) I'm a huge fucking dork! I love comic books, action figures, and horror movies. I'm scared to death of birds and Haley Joel Osmund because he's the anti-christ, even though I don't believe in God or Satan or Heaven or Hell. I believe Charles Manson could've done a lot for our society. God is a lie. Christianity is the biggest Satan of all. . If that's what you believe then that's fine, just quit force feeding me your hate propaganda. Vampires are better than werewolves. Fuck werewolves. The Misfits fucking rule! I'm guilty of listening to and liking most emo music. Pirates are better than ninjas. If I could be a vampirate (vampire meets a pirate) I would. I love metal music, but people that are "metal" make me laugh so fucking hard because they're idiots. Zombies are cool. Calamari and Lisa Marx (Hi!) make me squirt. If I was a porn star my name would be Dickow Yamouf. I'm a fucking jerk to everyone. I have nightmares almost everynight. I don't get very much sleep (borderline insomniac). I hate being told I'm nothing or that I'm a piece of shit. I'm scared constantly. I am weak and strong at the same time. I want to be amazed, and that doesn't happen too often. Sometimes I just want to punch a baby in the face. I hate shoes you have to tie. I support the West Memphis Three 100%. Free the WM3! (www.wm3.org) I don't like the government, but I don't believe in anarchy. So I'm stuck. Everybody's life sucks so get over it. I'm bitter, angry, and pissed off so leave me the fuck alone. And oh yeah.....FUCK YOU!
IF YOU LOVE MY COCK (which I know you do) JOIN THIS GROUP .

My Interests

writing
Natashia
books
music
movies
West Memphis 3
serial killers
hockey
NHL
playoff beards
DRY HUMPING YOUR MOM!

I'd like to meet:

Well I'll tell you who I don't want to meet: douche bags I don't know or want to know---that pretty much covers it. Oh yeah, and I'd LOVE to meet Lisa Marx!!!!

Music:

* The Misfits
* Metallica
* Head Automatica
* Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
* Atreyu
* From Autumn to Ashes
* Bush
* Coheed and Cambria
* Biology
* Every Time I Die
(just to name a few)

Movies:

* The Shining
* Friday the 13th
* A Nightmare on Elm Street
* BeetleJuice
* Nightmare Before Christmas
* Halloween
* The Breakfast Club
* A Clockwork Orange
* Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(just to name a few)

Television:

* Freaks and Geeks
* Pinky and The Brain
* MXC
* Cops
* Judge Mathis
(just to name a few)

Books:

"I just don't want to die without a few scars." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

Heroes:

TOP 10
(not necessarily in this order)
01. Vincent Price
02. Jack Nicholson
03. Wayne Gretzky
04. my mum
05. Chuck Palahniuk
06. Wes Craven
07. Tim Burton
08. George A. Romero
09. Edgar Allen Poe
10. Tobe Hooper

My Blog

letter: six figure paycheck

Hey Mr. BigBucks aka Slime  aka BetterThanThou aka Boss Man, I'd love to squeeze the life from your body.  I want to sink my knuckles so far in your eye sockets.  You fucked with the wr...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

letter: twenty, eight, six (twice)

"Christian" girl: You are an awful god-fearing person.  No big black book I've ever read said it was okay to have premartial sex or booze it up constantly.  You are involved with a person ve...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:54:00 PST

letter: two and four (me)

Dear You, You are so great for me, you have no idea.   You don't realize how amazing you really are.  You are good to me.  I don't think you know what you mean to me.  You say...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST

letter: less than three

Dear Perfection, You are the most wonderful creation I've ever encountered.  If there was a god then they got it right when creating you.  Evolution has you evolved you into pure perfection....
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

letter: roman numeral ten, times two

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Youreafuckingbabywhoneedstheshitkickedoutofthem, I realize that you have never got a chance, but you're a pathetic waste of space.  You try to be outlandish to get attention...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

letter: eleven nine

To Whom It May Concern: Yeah, you know who you are.  Twenty-three years going on life.  I've been forgotten, I've come to the realization.  This doesn't offend me any longer.  I ha...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:50:00 PST

home

The smell of blood so heavy in the air that you can taste the metal flavor of disdain.  This progression only gets worse.  The ache of being alive.  Alive or merely just breathing? ...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST

pinks

What's the shade of your blood, god?  Come down off that cross.  Stop the humiliation.  Suggest your salvation.  What makes you sit higher than I?  Our rankings determined at ...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

kill the killer, become the killer

Alone as sweat drips.  What an uncomfortable ache.  Approval is just shy of disappointment.  Another broken window, another bloody knuckle.  I will build you protection with everyt...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

embrace the flame

Vultures circle over head just waiting for us to drop off like leaves in the fall.  That's a patience undeniable.  The desert sands whisper my name.  They call to me like some beautiful...
Posted by Jeremiah (shinfo) on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST