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Evan

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About Me

Im a fucking bad ass person to know. If your looking for a friend to help you through hard times im the one. You'll never regret meeting me, thats how cool I am!!! sports layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts


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My Interests


Get a scroller sign at editmyspace.org! Going out, reading, watching movies, writing, and work. Oh and how could i forget about sex.

I'd like to meet:

As many beautifull and intersting people as possible. As well as people that have a brain and have finnally learned to say the hell with the trend!!! That shit is dead. Be your own person and be the baddest mo-fo doin' it!!! :
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Superman 75% Catwoman 70% Supergirl 65% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Green Lantern 65% Spider-Man 60% Wonder Woman 55% Batman 40% Hulk 20% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz.../A

Music:

Fuckin metal for your lame ass!!!! Meaning Pantera, Down, Lamb of God, Unearth, Megadeath, Kill Switch Engage, Hatebreed, Arch Enemy, Muse, Slipknot, oh and dont forget about Hank III!!!! That guy is one of my heros right now. If you've never listened to Hank III your really missing out.

Movies:

Action Movies, Comedy, Kung Fu, Sci-Fi.

Television:

The Shield, Football, The History Channel, Wrestling, and Comedy Central

Books:

Sci-Fi, Miliatry, Suspence and whatever else that can capture my over active imagination.

Heroes:

Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Jedi Masters!!!!! Dont make me force
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan
Birthday: 7-12-80
Birthplace: Seattle Washington
Current Location: Austin Tx
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6*0*
Right Handed or Left Handed: I play with myself with my right
Your Heritage: Im from land of the no-tan!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown
Your Weakness: Sweet girls
Your Fears: STD's
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything besides Dominos and Mr Gattis
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: One more yearof not being a dumbass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fucking "LOL"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn im horny
Your Best Physical Feature: My ASS
Your Bedtime: When im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Having both my parents in the same state
Pepsi or Coke: Vanilla Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mr. Catfish
Single or Group Dates: Single...Then meet up with friends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: A lil of both
Do you Smoke: TToo much
Do you Swear: Hell yes!!
Do you Sing: I try too
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Twice...And it ended horribly
Do you want to go to College: Not really
Do you want to get Married: Maybe someday to the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: Yep...who dosent
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Uhhhhhhhh...no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not when it starts hail on my fucking car
Do you play an Instrument: The skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not at liberty to say
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of countless women
Ever been Drunk: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Once
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A bad ass mutherfucker
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada. Been there already too
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CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! choke you bitches!!!!!

My Blog

kiss my ass!!!

all i'll say is kiss my fuckin ass. Like me for who I am. Dont try to change me im fine the way i am. I like being that way, and if you cant deal with that shit...hit the fucking bricks hommie.
Posted by Evan on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:02:00 PST

How bout them apples!!!!!

Yes!!!!! Finally!!!! For as long as i remember i have been waiting for my team the Seattle Seahawks to finally accomplish something. I've been a fan since i was about eight. So 17 years later they hav...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:30:00 PST

Sex and the city, and the death of the shovinist american male.

First off i think that men should start a show and call it "four beers and a bar." Now the plot of each show would center around four mid 30's men trying to bang as many insecure and shallow wome...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:07:00 PST

God bless america!!!!!!!!

Are you ready for some football!!!!!? First off how bout a huge congrats for your nationa champs!!!! Go horns!!!! second off the seahawks play on saturday and ill be pumped and ready to go. So for all...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 04:30:00 PST