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jess

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About Me

after my adventure, i prefer to be called Illustrious Birdcatcher Extraordinaire!!!!! you too can be called this when you put on a motorcyle helmet, leather gloves and a cammie blouse, then proceed to chase a wild bird around your own bathroom for 10 minutes, try to demonstrate to the bird how to fly out the window, chase it some more, and then finally get it out!!!! i should go on animal planet._
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Myspace Layouts_____________________________________________________ _____of course God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus.

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________________________GO COCKS_____________________ Tommy Bowden, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Tiger Paw flag in the window. "This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not everyone gets a house up here."Tommy felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a Garnet and Black sidewalk, 50 ft tall flagpole with an enormous Gamecock flag, and in every window, pictures of Gamecocks on the sides of football helmets. Tommy looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been rated high in all papers, my school won a national championship in football, we beat the Gamecocks all the time, and someday I will be in the Hall of Fame. God asked, "So what do you want to know Tommy?" Well, why does Steve Spurrier get a better house than I?" God chuckled and said, "Tommy, that's not Steve Spurriers' house. IT'S MINE!!