Cow, Chaos and Queens |
I'm happy to report 'Maxine' will be spending the rest of her days at an Animal Sanctuary. ...
Posted by Mags on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:45:00 PST |
Quite possibly the best reference question this week! |
"um. hi. could you tell me where I can find that book that explains how to kill mockingbirds?"
dear god.
Posted by Mags on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST |
Vote on Mags' Most Embarrassing Moments. THIS WEEK! |
1- After drinking one Mudslide, I start to struggle to hold onto my sobriety. The group I'm with starts to talk about something deep--I start to glaze over. Reaching for my water, somehow ...
Posted by Mags on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST |
Vehicle update |
I've have left the Honda. We had a very turbulent relationship, but damn I loved that vehicle. My mechanic pleaded with me to get a new car, claimed that the Accord was beyond repair. ...
Posted by Mags on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST |
God help girls like me. |
I think I may be in love with the new hot Polish priest in my parish. Is it a sin?
Posted by Mags on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST |
This weekend I... |
got drunk
ate a raw hot dog
got a sunburn. (i'm literally so red that people have stopped me in the street)
wore a skirt and accidently flashed half the party (luckily my sunburn prevented the blushin...
Posted by Mags on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:48:00 PST |
Dinner and Family |
So this is how it goes when my family goes out for dinner:Dad: What are the specials? I ONLY order specials. Mom: Bob, please sit down.Dad: Quiche. I see a sign for quiche...I want that. Does anyone k...
Posted by Mags on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST |
Rules to follow when working with me. |
In kindergarten, my report card said I didn't play well with others. In first grade, my teacher said I was anti-social. When I realized I was going to write a to-do list for my colleagues, it oc...
Posted by Mags on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:39:00 PST |
